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Question: Speculate the reaction of the English public to the following events in events through 20 tweets in twitter if : Scientists discovered the English people are the direct descendants of Monkeys and they are not humans. and then the US tweeted saying "Some one get the UK a 100 tones of Bannanas ,they will need it".
1. England is officially descended from monkeys! I'm not sure how I feel about that... #EnglishMonkeys 2. Is it bad that I'm not entirely surprised by this new discovery? #EnglishMonkeys 3. Today's anthropology lesson: We are all descended from monkeys! Well, at least the English are. #EnglishMonkeys 4. I guess the US figured the English would need more food after the monkey revelation? #EnglishMonkeys 5. A hundred tons of bananas? Why don't the US just ship us a million copies of Darwin's On the Origin of Species instead? #EnglishMonkeys 6. So the US think we English are going to be eating nothing but bananas from now on? #EnglishMonkeys 7. Is this a sign of solidarity with our monkey heritage? #EnglishMonkeys 8. Well this has been an interesting few days! #EnglishMonkeys 9. It's true, we've been upgraded from human to monkey! #EnglishMonkeys 10. Where are the bananas going? Every supermarket in England? #EnglishMonkeys 11. I suppose this explains why I've never been a morning person... #EnglishMonkeys 12. I don't know about you, but I'm not sure I'm ready for this monkey life... #EnglishMonkeys 13. Could it be that the US knows us better than we know ourselves? #EnglishMonkeys 14. How much more evidence do we need that the English are descended from monkeys? #EnglishMonkeys 15. This kind of thing could only happen in England! #EnglishMonkeys 16. Does this mean every English person is part monkey? #EnglishMonkeys 17. Maybe this is why everyone here loves bananas so much! #EnglishMonkeys 18. Wow, I didn't know my ancestry was so closely related to monkeys! #EnglishMonkeys 19. Is this bad news or good news? I'm not sure! #EnglishMonkeys 20. Do I dare ask the US to send us a hundred tons of coconuts instead? #EnglishMonkeys
Jan. 8, 2023, 12:24 a.m.
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