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Tangible Goods

Do you want something you can physically hold, keep, and later discard? Well, we've got exactly the thing for you.

Hand-Made Thank You Card With Custom Message Showing Genuine Appreciation

$25.00

Thank You Card but I phone it in

$5.00

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My First NFT
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Non-Fungible Token

1,000 ETH(Available through OpenSea)

Minted November 22, 2021, the month Ethereum reached its peak, this striking non-fungible token encapsulates the fervor and expressive intention with which cryptocreators moved this new art form forward.

pepe (in tile)
pepe in tile artwork product image

Non-Functional Tile

$3,000,000Deposit: $50,000

A section of bathroom tile in the back of my parents' shower that somewhat resembles the now infamous Pepe the Frog. Forged by earth and extracted with human labor, this one-of-a-kind art piece would make a great addition to any NEET's parents' basement.

With purchase, you will receive this section of tile (approximatley 12"x12"), extracted from the pictured panel. Free shipping included.

Please allow up to 9 months for delivery. Once the $50,000 deposit is received, we will negotiate surface rights with the current owner (i.e. convince my dad to let me tear up the bathroom for a life-changing amount of money/weird internet meme) and extract the sample. Upon payment of the remaining $2,950,000 (to be invoiced), we will deliver the section of tile. Extraction and delivery fees, and applicable sales tax to be paid by TheInternet-io, Inc.

We'll have other products coming soon! If there's anything particular you wish we sold, let us know in the comments.

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