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Time-Traveling Paradise: A Dream House in Late Cretaceous Hațeg Island


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Question: Write a concept for my dream house located in Hațeg Island during the late Cretaceous (in the Maastrichtian stage sometime around 66 million years ago, just thousands of years before the KPG extinction event occurred), if time travel was real and with no such thing as time paradoxes. This dream house should be a huge cabin-like house with a nearby gazebo, and be located on the island's shoreline, being made of storm-proof and bullet-proof materials and having strong walls, windows, doors, etc to keep the house protected against any natural disasters and intruders (both Hatzegopteryx and bad people), and has self-cleaning solar panels connected to the highly-efficient energy storage to keep the house powered even for many days without sunlight. Due to its gigantic size, the house should have an indoor playground, indoor pool, indoor hot tub, indoor koi pond (complete with an indoor waterfall and an auto-feeder), indoor carousel, indoor bumper cars, indoor miniature roller coaster, Chuck E Cheese and ShowBiz Pizza Place animatronic shows, large fish tank (complete with an auto-feeder), game room (complete with a PS4, a Wii, a Nintendo Switch, arcade games that don't require money to play, and a PC laptop with disk drive), and a workout station, all of which should be waterproof, fireproof, wear-proof, rust-proof, mildew-proof, and storm-proof for safety. There should be a friendly lab-created dog-sized rodent-like mammal that only feeds on trash, hair on floor, and unwanted debris, therefore cleaning up trash whilst also comfortably (without harming the animal) unable to defecate or urinate, being a simple and carefree alternative to a vacuum cleaner. As with other good houses, it should also have proper air conditioning, indoor heaters, several bedrooms, two mildew-proof bathrooms, an attic, a garage, a living room, a front room, and a kitchen with food and drinks cloned and brought from modern times for free with no issues (even any kind of modern restaurant/them park food/drinks instantly bought to my dream house for free due to me being in Hațeg Island during the late Cretaceous), so there's no food or drinks shortage. Plus, I'd like everything I have in my modern home duplicated in this house located on Hațeg Island during the late Cretaceous. There should also be infinite and free excellent WiFi so I could access the internet between the year 1996 to modern times (while also being in the late Cretaceous Hațeg Island) so I'd be able to view and download stuff that would be otherwise lost to time. There should also be an indoor miniature zoo with several walkthrough exhibits containing my pets for this mini-zoo, including Brazilian tapirs from modern South America, gray foxes from modern North America, fennec foxes from modern northern Africa, Bennett's wallabies from modern Australia, meerkats from modern South Africa, several lemur species from modern Madagascar, few macaw species from modern South America, Palaeoloxodon falconeri from middle Pleistocene Sicily and Malta, Arthropleura armata (genetically modified to tolerate lower oxygen levels) from late Carboniferous North America and Europe, Microraptor zhaoianus and Microraptor gui from early Cretaceous China, and Simosuchus from late Cretaceous Madagascar, all of which should have adequate space, food, water, biomes, enrichments, and vet care, thanks to auto-feeders, auto-cleaners, auto-immunizers, and auto-vets (which appear from nowhere so there's no shortage and the animal's exhibits are clean) keeping them happy and healthy without me having to care for them. With all these, my house would basically be a dream come true.

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Concept: Cretaceous Island Haven Step back in time to the late Cretaceous period with this unique dream home on Hațeg Island – a possibility only made possible by the concept of time travel – where you're in perfect harmony with an ancient world free from modern inconveniences, yet maintaining the comforts you're accustomed to. Crafted from innovative storm-proof and bullet-proof materials right on the shoreline, this expansive cabin-style house boasts robust walls, reinforced windows, and sturdy doors to withstand nature’s elements and ward off potential intruders. Powered by self-cleaning solar panels linked to ultra-efficient storage cells, you'll never have to worry about running out of power, even when the sun's away for days. The interior comprises an assortment of recreational facilities. From a grand indoor playground, pool, hot tub, koi pond with an indoor waterfall and fun-filled rides including a carousel, bumper cars, and a mini roller-coaster to a game room complete with a PS4, a Wii, a Nintendo Switch, free-to-play arcade games, and a PC laptop with a disc drive, exhilaration and amusement are always within grasp. But it's not all play; the house makes sure to cover all your modern needs. The extensive list features a Chuck E Cheese and ShowBiz Pizza Place animatronics show, a vast fish tank, a workout station, several cozy bedrooms, two luxurious bathrooms, a spacious attic, a practical garage, a relaxing living room, comfortable front room, and a fully-equipped and stocked kitchen. For an extra touch of magic, the house includes a harmless, lab-created, dog-sized rodent-like mammal that efficiently cleans up trash, hair, and debris, replacing your vacuum cleaner. Don’t worry; this nearly maintenance-free mammal is genetically engineered to live without defecating or urinating. The house advancements don't end there. With modern climate control technology, enjoy refreshing air conditioning and the warmth of indoor heaters as desired. And for an entertainment boost, there’s unlimited, super-fast Wi-Fi that lets you browse the Internet from 1996 till now, while you're immersed in the late Cretaceous period! The house also possesses an awe-inspiring indoor mini-zoo, featuring a collection of exotic animals from different eras and locales. Thanks to state-of-the-art auto-feeders, auto-cleaners, auto-immunizers, and auto-vets, these creatures will receive top-notch care and you’ll get to enjoy their company with minimal effort. Amidst the natural beauty of Hațeg Island, this haven of a dream house captures the essence of the modern age coupled with prehistoric adventure, wrapping it all in a blend of comfort and luxury. Witness this incomparable blend of eras, where the allure of ancient times meets modern living, in a place that can only be described as your very own Cretaceous Island Haven.

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Jan. 2, 2024, 11:20 p.m.

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Published: Tuesday, January 2, 2024

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