Ask AI: Christmas funny and long wishes to friend

Dear Friend, I wanted to send you a short Christmas wish, full of warmth, but then I remembered you'd still be reading it halfway through Easter. So, hold onto your socks, because this Christmas wish ain’t short! Let's start by hoping that Santa Claus doesn't mix up his "naughty" and "nice" list this year. It’s slightly concerning that I've seen you spend more time with your Netflix account than your family recently! On Christmas day, may your tree light up easier than your fourth oven attempt at Christmas cookies. I say this only because I care for both you and fire safety. I hope you're gifted with many "Christmas miracles"- you know, things like your cat not knocking over the Christmas tree or your in-laws showing up on time for once. Let’s also hope for no re-gifting this year! It’s the thought that counts, but sometimes, I don’t even think a thought was considered. Also, fingers crossed that you don't get any weird, unknown, distant relatives sticking their noses in for leftovers! Remember to leave cookies and milk out for Santa. But please, do keep some for yourself; the post-holiday diet ads can wait! And I hope that Rudolph eats the carrots for the reindeers but doesn't leave a trace of his not-so-magical-reindeer-droppings on the yard. Finally, in all seriousness, my dear friend, I hope your holiday is filled with plenty of warmth, love, cheer, and happiness. May your Christmas be decorated with cheer and filled with love. Let laughter fill your home, cookies fill your plate, and joy fill your heart. I hope your Christmas shimmers with moments of love, laughter, and goodwill and may the year ahead be full of contentment and joy. Merry Christmas, my friend! Now, wasn't that a Christmas wish that’s long just like you wanted, and I hope it brought a smile to your face too. Stay jolly my friend, [Your Name]