Instructions:
Simply fill out the form above.
If needed, each section of the form is clarified below.
Name +
Enter your name in this text box. This is the name that will appear at the name of the article. Feel free to write under a pseudonym, or enter Anonymous if you would like to remain so.
Promotional Link +
Enter the link that you would like us to link to in the author section. This could be a link to your website, social media account, or anything else online you would like to share.
Author Image +
Upload the image that you would like to be included in the author section. This may be animated. If no image is provided, we will choose a placeholder.
Author Bio +
Please include a short description of yourself to be included in the author section. Ideally, this would be 2-5 senctences in length.
Email +
Enter your email. We will only contact you to discuss your article. Additionally, before we publish your article, we will send you the formatted article for your approval. If no email is included, we will format and publish the article using our discretion.
Mailing List Checkbox +
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Bounty +
Near the bottom of every page on The Internet, there is a "bounty". This bounty is a dollar amount, usually ranging from $1 to $1,000,000. If users collectively pay this bounty, the content of the webpage is deleted. To learn more about this, visit this page.
Enter the bounty that you would like to be placed on the article. The bounty must be a whole dollar amount (no cents). If you would like to recieve any payments toward the bounty, indicate this in the "Additional Information" section. We will respond with directions on how to create a personal PayPal button to receive payments on the bounty. If this information is not provided, any payments toward the bounty will go to The Internet.
Additional Information +
This section is for you to share any information you think we should have when creating the webpage for your article. Tell us if you have any specific instructions for formatting the content (desired font, colors, location of images, etc.).
We may also be able to create a personal author page for regular contributors, which could include a bio, pictures, and/or links.
Additionally, if you would like to include affiliate marketing referral links in your article, we are happy to accommodate. Include any links here or if you have already indicated where to put links in the uploaded files, you can include your tracking id to attach to the links in the article.
Upload Files +
Click this button to upload your article (and any additional files needed). We would prefer you use a file format that is easy to copy and paste text (i.e. .doc, .docx, .rtf, .txt). Also, if you have any specific images you would like included in the article, attach them here.
Submit Article! +
Once you have filled out the form, click this button to submit your article! We will review your submission and contact you shortly with our decision if we will publish your article. If we decide to, we will create the webpage for the article, send it to you for approval, and finally, publish your article on The Internet!