Sayings on The Internet

Pockets flooded; y'all be dilute, watered down. I'm Big Mac. I'm Quarter Pound'. You chicken nugget.

The summer nights can even turn cold. In the streets of Philly, where niggas don't even get to turn old. My heart pumping 'til it turn gold. You niggas stuck in neutral; I'm riding like 'Fuck it; it's a long road.'

I should probably fucking transfer. Blue and brown JanSport. It's time to pull a transport. I never went to prom. Now I'm stuck on the dance floor, just holding your hand. just holding your hand

Sex in the city probably feels really really nice with hands placed on faces and twinkles in their eyes. Sex in the city probably looks really really great with a girl that's like a 10 and a guy that's about an 8. Sex in the city sounds like it takes place on stage while moaning in key while Marvin Gaye sings.

Make way; I'm in my Pepsi mood.

"Ethan is giving bad advice"?! How the fuck am I giving bad advice, Gamooch?!

Life, I'm coming for you!

Tell me we have it! Vamos.

Promise Heron I'll put my fist up after I get my dick sucked. Quick buck. Maybe a gold chain.

I understand I ain't perfect, I probably won't come around. This time I might put you down. Last time I ain't give a fuck; I still feel the same now. My feelings might go numb; you're dealing with cold thumb. I’m willing to give up a leg and arm to show empathy from.

Jeder nach seinen Fähigkeiten, jedem nach seinen Bedürfnissen (From each according to his ability, to each according to his needs!)

No. I don't want that. I don't like that. Been around the world; I'm not impressed.

Were you ever lost? Was she ever found?

I never had a dog. So I never been good with bitches 'cause I never threw a ball fetch.

Run it. Run it. Run it. Run it. I rock. I roll. I bloom. I grow.

I'm Andrew Pile and I support the death penalty.

I ain't rich yet, but you know I ain't broke ei'.

Right on; rice cooker.

I said 'Thank you, I designed it.'

Everything's coming up Steve! Aww I just stepped on my wine.

You take two strangers and put 'em in random predicaments. Give 'em a soul, so they can make their own choices and live with it. Twenty years later, them same strangers, you make 'em meet again inside recording studios where they reaping their benefits. Then you start reminding them about that chicken incident. Whoever thought the greatest rapper would be from coincidence? Because if Anthony killed Ducky, Top Dawg could be serving life while I grew up without a father and die in a gunfight.

When the beating of your heart echoes the beating of the drums, there is a life about to start when tomorrow comes. Will you join in our crusade? Who will be strong and stand with me? Beyond the barricade, is there a world you long to see? Then join in the fight that will give you the right to be free! Do you hear the people sing? Singing the song of angry men? It is the music of a people who will not be slaves again!

Okay. Shoot your shot, young buck.

Hey, what can you say? We were overdue. But it'll be over soon. You wait.

Coral bleaching.

And Wes is looking at me, while I'm recording this song. He's probably laughing right now, just while I break the 4th wall, saying "What's up" to you all - just kidding, I don't even care. I hope you turn this shit off and you just get yourself out there.

Playing with kids is improv except instead of your goal being funny, it's demonstrating being the most empathetic and happy person possible.

I was like: Good gracious! Ass is bodacious.

Ahh - that moment of waking up. And saying: “Why am I in a roundabout?” Then I remember: Oh ya, the YouTube thing.

I was acting, motherfucker.

Teyonah Parris (as Yo-Yo in They Cloned Tyrone, apparently breaking the 4th wall)

My place is usually tidier than this.

Can you pass the happiness, please? I need to top off my drink.

Mmm ice cream so good. Meow yes popcorn

That's okay 'cause YOU'VE GOT THIS

Don't call it impossible, if you really want that. They sent my ass to summer school; don't call it a come back. I just came to beat a bully's ass and get my lunch back.

As they turn your dream to shame. He slept a summer by my side. He filled my days with endless wonder. He took my childhood in his stride. But he was gone when Autumn came.

Every morning feels like yesterday. Put a smile on your sad face.

I wish I were LeVar Burton.

I love cocaine! And selling it to kids.

That really sucks, lady!

I'm not sad; I'm devastated!

Feel the rain on your skin. No one else can feel it for you. Only you can let it in.

I'm like Willy Wonka, baby. Chomp Chomp, Bitch!

Tony Lazuto?!

Look up at the star

I'm fat and nobody likes me.

Are we the baddies?

Scratch that. Can we make love?!

She can ride my face; I don't want nothing in return. Except for some her time and all her love; that's my concern.

Ya, we need some rebels around here if we got stupid laws like that.

Lunchtime!

She liked petty crimes; she had green eyes, like Mountain Dew.

God the world I'm living in frightens me.

I ate some of it, but I wa-y'know - I was fortunate there was an umm... music class for babies happening in my backyard, so there was a lot of like parents and and children and nannies. And so I just brought out the Edible Arrangement, like walked into the backyard and was met with like a big round of applause, and I did a little twirl almost in spite of myself when people had - when I got the pop. And then I just left it and and other people ate most of it.

If OpenAI needs 1,536 dimensions to embed information, I’m going to at least need the 4th dimension.

The world is so smallllll, 'til it ain't. I'm building up a wallllll, 'til it break.

I'm the illest and it's fo' shizzle. My flow sizzles. Your boy, Hop, go hard like some cold nipples.

Let me tell you...I don’t know. I literally have no clue how this dumb fucking orb can have so much power. I have worked my whole life researching and gaining knowledge, and this dipshit sphere sleeps all day and has powers that gods fear. And that’s impossible. It should be impossible. There has to be an answer here and I don’t see it and that’s NOT FAIR. If knowledge is power, then power should be knowledge, and Kirby is everything and he should know everything, and yet we know nothing! I can’t think in here. I’m going outside! How do I get outside?

They're artists; they've lived in France; they travel; they smoke; they wear turtle necks. And, they play Beach House. And this song comes on and you know you really should be staring out of a train window crying into your reflection on a dark stormy day and then you laugh along with everyone and have some red wine and feel what it's like to be social and uncomfortable and like it.

Love. Love, Theodore. Cause there's so much you can do in this life that means nothing. But the one thing that means anything - and I'm sure of it now - is love.

Take control of your mind and meditate; let your soul gravitate to the love, y'all.

This show is so good, and it raises a lot of moral questions. Like, if Data is a robot, does he have a penis?

Mindy Lahiri (from Season 5: Episode 8 "Hot Mess Time Machine", aka the Groundhog Day one)

They're turning kids into slaves just to make cheaper sneakers. But what's the real cost? Cause the sneakers don't seem that much cheaper? Why are we still paying so much for sneakers when you got them made by little slave kids? What are your overheads?

It's getting old. The shtick is getting old.

Noommm.m.mm.m.m

Yeah Yeah

Let difficulty transform you, and it will. In my experience, we just need help in learning how not to run away. So we stay. And we work. And slowly, we change.

Pema Chödrön

Because I loved her! I killed her because I loved her!

He said this is it. They want your blood. They all want your blood. They wanna fuck you.

Forgive my favorite word for hers and hers alike. But I learned it from a song I heard and sorta liked.

I fly like paper; get high like planes. If you catch me at the border, I got visas in my name If you catch me at the border, I got visas in my name. If you come around here, I make 'em all day. I'll get one done in a second if you wait

Hello, Foot Locker. You sell shoes in pairs? Cause I'm'a need both.

And I'm just in the studio hoping that it SOUNDS RIGHT. Here's a brighter bulb for your LIME LIGHT. And this is your night, homie, SHINE BRIGHT. This for everybody's fucking PROM NIGHT.

Exactly rice. I kinda butchered the bitch.

I would like to thank Dr. Pepper, God, my family, Walsh University, and everyone back home in Ohio for all the support; it means the world to me.

No, sorry – I-I - right now I cannot talk. I'm too angry, too disappointed, too... phooo ... I – I just cannot - cannot say anything. I prefer to go to the stewards, uh, get the penalty away. Because I don't think I deserve it, and it is the most unfair penalty I’ve seen in my life.

Just don't look at them. It was that simple.

Welcome to New York City. No - welcome to Dip Set City. And thanks to Cam, I'm Harlem's new anchorman. YES, CHUMP, YOU SHOULD SHAKE MY HAND

Take me to church; I'll worship like a dog at the shrine of your lies. I'll tell you my sins and you can sharpen your knife.

Cuz, we live life to the fullest. 365 nights on the strike - that's a bullet. Now, Uncle Ricky got a month and some change. And it feels like the garbage truck dumping the pain, all on my shoulders. I'm warning my soldiers: "The night's getting chilly, the morning's much colder."

What is a photo? Moon mode magic makes the media mad, but many more manipulated megapixels have their merit.

Yes you can.

Live to enjoy your successes, not prevent your failures.

I don't care. None of this fucking matters. I'm just trying to make money.

Stop burning my beans!

And I got that lonely feeling you get when the world hits you with its size.

Being safe is for mothers and nerds, and last time I checked, I'm have a pussy.

I'm more confident with my holes now.

Yea Yea

What are your guys's greatest strengths?

She isn’t crying; she’s just making conversation

Fuck you

I'm so god damn tired - can't tell if I'm done or just uninspired.

U wot m8?

My date last night in London. I had never heard someone say it unironically before

I'm something so immaculate / Instead of asking what's happening rather blasting Jackson 5 in back of an Acura / acting blacker than a Bernie Mac, two Charlie Murphys, and AKON / The girls that you brought, where are they FROM? / Where are they FROM? / We were playing PlayStaTION / Why you standing there? Say SOME' / Girl , say SOME' / No, this ain't a vacaTION / This is my house, my house

I fucking - I fucking love crisps so fucking much.

You call it running; I call it escaping

I feel myself on my Mac / No Dre; I'm feeling myself / Big baller holding the dubs cause I'm not catching no L's

Uh ya. I guess?

Annoying

Ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya. - bad to the bone

This is all God's doing, man; you can't plan it / But if the devil's in the details, then I'm satanic

As I always like to say, I think the city is the fifth character. Hmmm

Boy you kidding? I got rhythm like a rocking chair. The way I spit it - it is sick; now get the doc in here

Ooohh, dammit. You anticipate my every move, you know that? You must be really good at checkers.

Martin and I have been talking, and - we're not going to play for the L.A. Lakers.

Tim and Eric's a caSH GRAB

His name's Ali

I think I might need to change my entire personality.

Hannah Einbinder (as Ava in Hacks)

Yo let me get you these toilets now.

Hey everybody; I'm the new kid. My name's Brian. I like to skateboard. I heard your last student pooped his pants. What an idiot!

Tell 'em Shirt, motherfuckerrrrrrr.r.r.rr...r.r.r.r

You know that for every minute you spend in America, in Paris, it passes 3 minutes longer to the second? Ya.

I'm on the grizzy, I wait for Sunday, Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday to Saturday; the cops come, I'm thataway.

Oh it's fall now and it's cold. Went to the mountains and forgot my coat. I feel stupid in my shorts.

lol.

Oh, it's fall now and it's cold. Went to the mountains and forgot my coat.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YP0V3ZSIRag

I feel unhappy. I feel so sad. I have lost the best friend that I ever had. She was my woman. I love her soul. But it's too late now. I let her go. - I'm going through changes.

I'm going through changes

Started smoking again. Guess I missed coughing my lungs up every morning.

There is always a butt, and for Liverpool, it is a big butt.

Guys, stop it! Okay? It is what is. Let's just drive home and stop at that really good ceviche place in Water Mill and just get taken in for questioning already.

Elliott Goss (played by John Early in Search Party Season 3 Episode 3)

This is for the lake that me and my friends swim in, naked and dumb on a drunken night. It should have felt good, but I could hear the Jaws theme song on repeat in the back of my mind.

About a month ago, I was lying to the world about having Stage IV cancer. And now, I stand before you outed... and victorious. But it's not just my benchmark. This is for that little kid in West Virginia who changes his name simply because he feels compelled to. And that mom in Dallas who says she has 3 sisters, but really, she just doesn’t. Let’s give a voice to the many complicated liars out there. Who’s with me?

I heard motherfuckers saying they made Hov. Made Hov say "Oh! Queso! Make another Hov"

Couple summers later, I got paper. I acquired taste for salmon on a bagel with the capers on a square plate

I am single. I'm saying why would I want to not be single unless it was to basically climb up the ladder. Like I want to rub ebbles, elbows with like, um...

Creativity isn't isolated to any one discipline alone. I mean look at Nick Jonas; he's a Jonas Brother, but he's also Nick Freakin' Jonas.

Ya bish

Smoking on top 5s / Motherfuck that album, fuck that single / Burn that hard drive

I'm one surgery away... from perfection.

And also I'm holding this cause it's a mistake. I didn't get two milkshakes on purpose!

Ruud van Nistelrooy! - doesn't miss... van Nistelrooy! - he can do no wrong

Hast du etwas Zeit für mich? / Dann singe ich ein Lied für dich / Von 99 Luftballons / Auf ihrem Weg zum Horizont

You in the freezer, pussy, like an Ellio's Pizza. You don't like me? I don't like you NEITHER

You mean dookie poo no duh? I fre-hahah I really don't like dookie. I don't like dookie very much.

I miss tank synergy

It's probably been 12 years since my father left / Left me fatherless / And I just used to say 'I hate him' in dishonest jest / When honestly, I miss this nigga, like when I was six / And every time I got the chance to say it, I would swallow it / Sixteen, I'm hollow, intolerant, skip shots - I storm that whole bottle - I'll show you a role model / I'm drunk, pissy, pissing on somebody front lawn / Trying to figure out how and when the fuck I missed moderate

A tornado flew around my room before you came / Excuse the mess it made, it usually doesn't rain In Southern California, much like Arizona / My eyes don't shed tears, but boy they ball

Okay, it's Childish Gambino; homegirl drop it like the Nasdaq

When people show you who they are, believe them.

Love is taking a dive then getting really comfortable and peeing in the pool

When the floodwater comes, it ain't gonna be clear; it's gonna look like mud / but I will help you swim

Popping a bottle of Claritin (Woah)

You're not going to heaven / Why the fuck would you think I'd ever kick it with you? / None of you are going to heaven / There's a trillion aliens cooler than you

No, but fine.

my cart full of sin / when I shop, it's a spree

Amir got a Bachelors of Fine Aristocracy. After he marries his wealthy suitor he'll be the bell of the ball.

We had a megastart, but ya. This guy only knows how to drive starting first.

Hoooo that don't make sense, but it's funny.

Words don't have to mean anything to be interesting

But you know both of them now with the same materials the same uhh car underneath them and it'll be interesting to see how they go. But remember

I gave a company cheese and they called me a goat for it / Hopped over borders he travelled the waters / I really ain’t got me a boat for it, just float for it / I wanted the fame and the fabulous things / just don’t wanna dick in my throat for it / You think I’m really a rockstar, like living a movie / Bitch I live inside of a condo I never been cool G

Sexual partners of mine are appalled by my balls.

They've got their finger on the pulse. You know what I mean?

I love groceries.

Going to the gym, working out, and taking a relaxing shower is such a nice set of activities.

Staycation! And - you're right... why'd you say that stuff, man?

And you know what? Astronauts think they're so fucking cool. Guess what - they used to be, but now astronauts are the lamest shit in the fucking world. Thanks Bezos, you dork. You ruined - how did you ruin astronauts, bro?

The best time to plant a tree was 20 years ago. The second best time is now.

Take a gander over there

Goose thief

Nothing good happens after 2AM

How I Met Your Mother

No assignments. Book of rhyming, and I'm drawing doodles. I should rhyme "rhyme" with ramen noodles.

It's lights out and away we go

Hasta la vista, baby

sup

its ya boi

Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you'll land among the stars.

Someone with a poor understanding of astronomy

Yo you want to come to my car and suck my cock?

It's a big world I'm just coolin' Make the money, do a backflip

6 Dogs

Brownie's gotta do what a brownie's gotta do, and guess what. This brownies, she's gotta do.

Capitalists, could you just like stop already?

Grouchy Marx

Brevity

Oscar Wilde

The Rolling Stones Rock!

Sisyphus, probably

Just keep swimming; just keep swimming; just keep swimming swimming swimming