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Inspirational quotes, brief witty jokes, redundant items

Tuesday August 16th, 2022

But you know both of them now with the same materials the same uhh car underneath them and it'll be interesting to see how they go. But remember

Rosanna Tennant

Sunday August 14th, 2022

I gave a company cheese and they called me a goat for it / Hopped over borders he travelled the waters / I really ain’t got me a boat for it, just float for it / I wanted the fame and the fabulous things / just don’t wanna dick in my throat for it / You think I’m really a rockstar, like living a movie / Bitch I live inside of a condo I never been cool G

Abhi The Nomad

Friday August 12th, 2022

Sexual partners of mine are appalled by my balls.

Geoffrey James (from the Headgum Podcast)

Wednesday August 10th, 2022

They've got their finger on the pulse. You know what I mean?

Olivia Lopes (from the H3 podcast)

Saturday August 6th, 2022

I love groceries.

Zachary Ruane, acting through his teeth

Thursday August 4th, 2022

Going to the gym, working out, and taking a relaxing shower is such a nice set of activities.

Saturday July 30th, 2022

Staycation! And - you're right... why'd you say that stuff, man?

Amir Blumenfeld

Wednesday July 27th, 2022

And you know what? Astronauts think they're so fucking cool. Guess what - they used to be, but now astronauts are the lamest shit in the fucking world. Thanks Bezos, you dork. You ruined - how did you ruin astronauts, bro?

James Pumphrey (from Donut Media)

Wednesday July 27th, 2022

The best time to plant a tree was 20 years ago. The second best time is now.

Monday July 25th, 2022

Take a gander over there

Goose thief

Sunday July 24th, 2022

Nothing good happens after 2AM

How I Met Your Mother

Saturday July 23rd, 2022

No assignments. Book of rhyming, and I'm drawing doodles. I should rhyme "rhyme" with ramen noodles.

Chance the Rapper

Friday July 22nd, 2022

It's lights out and away we go

Thursday July 21st, 2022

Hasta la vista, baby

Boris Johnson, after making the world an objectively worse place

Wednesday July 20th, 2022


its ya boi

Monday July 18th, 2022

Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you'll land among the stars.

Someone with a poor understanding of astronomy

Monday July 18th, 2022

Yo you want to come to my car and suck my cock?

Ethan Klein

Sunday July 17th, 2022

It's a big world I'm just coolin' Make the money, do a backflip

6 Dogs

Friday July 15th, 2022

Brownie's gotta do what a brownie's gotta do, and guess what. This brownies, she's gotta do.

Amir Blumenfeld

Friday July 15th, 2022

Capitalists, could you just like stop already?

Grouchy Marx

Thursday July 14th, 2022


Oscar Wilde

Wednesday July 13th, 2022

The Rolling Stones Rock!

Sisyphus, probably

Tuesday July 12th, 2022

Just keep swimming; just keep swimming; just keep swimming swimming swimming

Dory from Finding Nemo
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