1. "Looks like you're going home in more than just pieces!" 2. "You'd do better if you were running a marathon!" 3. "The only thing you tricked me is with your lack of skill." 4. "You'll be the only one de-mourning this loss!" 5. "Let's see if you can Demomanage this defeat!" 6. "You don't need to worry about explosions, you already failed your mission!" 7. "I got you down so fast, you didn't even have time to spam booties!" 8. "Looks like your trip to the top was a bit too short!" 9. "Your aim couldn't hit the broad side of a barn - it was an easy win!" 10. "I'll have you out of the game faster than you can say 'Kaboom.'"