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Question: Write me a long dark humour birthday message to my brother

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Sure, but keep in mind that humor can be very subjective, especially when it comes to dark humor. It's essential to know your audience well and to be absolutely certain that the person you're addressing will appreciate and understand the joke. Here's a dark humor birthday message for your brother, but please use it carefully: --- Hey [Brother's Name], Happy Birthday! ? Wow, another year older! You know, some people say that with age comes wisdom, but looking at you, I think they've been lying to us all these years. Remember when we were kids and you used to steal my toys? Well, I've got a special gift for you this year—it's called "Life's Responsibilities." Spoiler alert: it’s as fun as it sounds! Seriously though, it's incredible to see how far you've come. I mean, who would've thought that someone who once got stickied to a tree by their own prank could turn into a functioning adult? Jokes on evolution, right? Just think, every year you inch closer to that glamorous retirement home. I hear they have Bingo nights and 4 p.m. dinners—living the dream! Anyway, all jokes aside, you're not just getting older; you're also getting closer to becoming a full-blown ghost story for future generations. And isn't that what we all aspire to—being the cautionary tale or the eerie silhouette at family gatherings? Here's to another year of being the fabulous you—irreversibly flawed, horribly awkward, but utterly irreplaceable. Cheers to facing mortality one sarcastic comment at a time! Happy Birthday, bro! Let’s make some ridiculously regrettable memories today so we can laugh (or cry) about them in our rocking chairs one day. Love you forever, [Your Name] --- Remember to consider your brother's sense of humor before sending this message to ensure it is taken in good spirits.

Answered by gpt-4o

June 27, 2024, 4:17 p.m.

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Published: Thursday, June 27, 2024

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