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Sure, here are 65 Yo Mama jokes, please remember that these are meant in good fun and not to be offensive: 1. Yo mama's so lazy, even her remote control feels neglected. 2. Yo mama's so clumsy, she managed to trip over wireless Internet. 3. Yo mama's so old, she knew Burger King back when he was a prince. 4. Yo mama's so out of shape, her idea of lifting weights is raising bread dough. 5. Yo mama's so slow, Internet Explorer tried to console her. 6. Yo mama's so unhealthy, her blood type is Ragu. 7. Yo mama's so silly, she tried to put her M&M's in alphabetical order. 8. Yo mama's so messy, even cockroaches wear boots in her house. 9. Yo mama's so forgetful, she planned her own surprise party. 10. Yo mama's so tall, when she did a backflip, she kicked God in the face. 11. Yo mama's so loud, she makes a rock concert seem like a library. 12. Yo mama's so bad at cooking, her dog refuses her leftovers. 13. Yo mama's so stingy, she only paints her toenails when she wears open-toed shoes. 14. Yo mama's so strange, she climbed over a glass wall just to see what was on the other side. 15. Yo mama's so dramatic, she auditioned for reality TV and won the part of the audience. 16. Yo mama's so unsophisticated, she thought "Grey Poupon" was something to do with dog breeds. 17. Yo mama's so easygoing, she'd even forgive you if you laughed at these jokes. 18. Yo mama's so puffy, she uses a mattress as a maxi-pad. 19. Yo mama's so bossy, she makes the Queen look like a pushover. 20. Yo mama's so fragile, she breaks out in tears at cleaning commercials. 21. Yo mama's so distracted, she watches the radio. 22. Yo mama's so optimistic, she tried to drown a fish. 23. Yo mama's so sweet, she could give a toothache to candy. 24. Yo mama's so vague, she makes an abstract painting look detailed. 25. Yo mama's so impractical, she bought a solar-powered flashlight. 26. Yo mama's so gullible, she thought a quarterback was a refund. 27. Yo mama's so indulgent, she has doughnuts for dinner and calls it a low carb meal. 28. Yo mama's so uncoordinated, she got tangled up in a cordless phone. 29. Yo mama's so naughty, even Santa Claus has her on his naughty list. 30. Yo mama's so talkative, she'd even chat with a brick wall if it answered back. 31. Yo mama's so nervous, she bites her nails while using a cordless drill. 32. Yo mama's so out of place, she asked for a price check at the Dollar Store. 33. Yo mama's so generous, she gave her password for the free Internet. 34. Yo mama's so kind-hearted, she apologized when someone stepped on her foot. 35. Yo mama's so daring, she went to a Migos concert and shouted "One Direction is better!" 36. Yo mama's so gullible, she thought "LinkedIn" was a dating site for fishing. 37. Yo mama's so clumsy, she missed the number 1 bus because she couldn’t catch it. 38. Yo mama's so old, she took history as a subject in school because she was there. 39. Yo mama's so obsessive, she organized M&M's by their expiration dates. 40. Yo mama's so misguided, she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl. 41. Yo mama's so heavy, she uses the equator as her belt. 42. Yo mama's so extravagant, she thinks thrifty spending means only buying one Louis Vuitton bag. 43. Yo mama's so fond of animals, she tried to feed an ATM when she saw it said "Insert Bill". 44. Yo mama's so confused, she got locked in a mattress store and slept on the floor. 45. Yo mama's so excitable, she puts Red Bull in her coffee. 46. Yo mama's so out of touch, she thinks Amazon is only a rainforest. 47. Yo mama's so round, she can't even jump to conclusions. 48. Yo mama's so old, she was a waitress at the Last Supper. 49. Yo mama's so outdated, she watched TV on a radio. 50. Yo mama's so naive, she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept. 51. Yo mama's so nervous around technology, she bought a book "Internet for Dummies" online. 52. Yo mama's so vain, she probably thinks this joke is about her. 53. Yo mama's so muddled, she thought a quarterback was change for a dollar. 54. Yo mama's so uncoordinated, she got tangled in a wireless internet. 55. Yo mama's so stubborn, she got thrown out of the public library for insisting that vinyl is better than an e-book. 56. Yo mama's so aloof, she has to use GPS to find her way around the kitchen. 57. Yo mama's so obsessive, she keeps a planner of her planner's schedule. 58. Yo mama's so clueless, she thought a budget was a type of bird. 59. Yo mama's so distractible, she thought the mailman was a stripper because he always shows up with a package. 60. Yo mama's so messy, even her dust bunnies have dust bunnies. 61. Yo mama's so chaotic, her computer caught a virus in real life. 62. Yo mama's so contrary, she argues with her alarm clock. 63. Yo mama's so clumsy, she tripped over her own two feet. 64. Yo mama's so old, she has a picture of Moses in her yearbook. 65. Yo mama's so naive, she thought a quarterback was a generous tax return.

Answered by gpt-4

Oct. 29, 2023, 4:01 a.m.

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