Ask AI: Write long and funny birthday wishes for your friend.

Happy Birthday to you, my dear friend! In a world full of Kardashians, be a Phoebe! Though sometimes you resemble Joey not sharing food, your personality fits right into the motley crew that is our friendship. So, lean back in your recliner, pull out your old man slippers, and raise that mug of prune juice high - here's to you growing another year greater! May your day be as unpredictable as our last trip to Vegas – without the hangover, the tiger in the bathroom and the random baby! Just remember that what happens on your birthday, stays...on Facebook, Instagram, Twitter, and Snapchat. Let's celebrate your birthday with the high hopes that this year is the magical breakthrough year where you find the maturity to match your age! If not, well, who thought it was a good idea to give you adult responsibilities anyways? I can't tell if you're getting wiser as you age or if you're just growing better at fooling the world. Either way, it's something to celebrate! After all, you've successfully orbited around the sun without causing an apocalypse. That's quite an achievement, old sport! Remember, age is just a number. In your case, it’s quite a large number that keeps getting larger, but nothing more than that. So, don’t worry if your new age is making you feel uneasy. You can always be immature at heart! Keep in mind, with age comes wisdom or in your case, stress, lack of sleep, wrinkles, random body aches, continually losing your phone, and the continuous struggle to not look like a homeless person. You're acing all of the above! So, grab your walking stick, adjust your hearing aid, slap on your dentures, and put on your feistiest pair of orthopedic shoes - Let's party like it's 1909! Remember, laughter is the best medicine. Well, besides real medicine and maybe wine. So, may your day be filled with laughter, love, a self-driving walker and a bottomless glass of the “best medicine.” Happy Birthday to my favorite old person in the town. We may have to start sneaking your presents into your nursing home soon, so, enjoy your freedom while it lasts! Let's make your birthday a day that is forever etched into your heart for all the good reasons! Cheers! Yours dramatically, [Your Name]