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Question: Write a very long, funny and personal birthday wish for a friend.

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Happy, happy, super splendiferous, stupefyingly stupendous, sunshiney birthday, my dear friend! I hope this birthday message finds you fully prepared for an onslaught of huge, moist slices of sugary-sweet birthday cake, unending gifts, and grandpa-like bear hugs from loved ones. Be warned, my friend, age is a high price to pay for increased respect and the license to throw temper tantrums nobody can say anything about. Since we've known each other, we've shared some incredibly joyful times watching cartoons at unearthly hours, doing the wildest of shenanigans, and laughing till our stomachs ached. You've been a constant source of inspiration to chronically oversleep, make poor diet choices, and turn procrastination into an art form. Nobody can beat your ability to turn a trivial incident into a riot of laughter. Who knew you could find humor in the simple act of tripping over invisible obstacles on completely flat surfaces? Every brain cell in my head knows, today is the day you were ejected from a womb, started leaking from the eyes, making unintelligible noises, and started your journey to become the fabulous disaster that I call my friend. Now, you are one year older, one year wiser, but still a few years short from getting senior citizen discounts! Let us raise our glasses high, to honor the ancient person you've become. No, seriously, you've aged like a fine wine, full-bodied and locked in a cellar. Despite how much of a refined adult you appear on the outside, we both know you’re just a big kid at heart, who still can’t resist the urge to blow bubbles into your milkshake! Now, as you move forward into this new year of life, let's both agree we'll embrace the grey hair, treasure the laugh lines, and celebrate the wisdom that comes with the years rolling by. Remember, you're not getting older, you're levelling up! So enjoy this day, the cake-induced coma, the tears over hysterical laughter, the love, and the warmth, because man, you deserve it. But remember, birthdays are nature's way of telling us to eat more cake, so make sure you eat that slice I sent you. I've eaten only five slices today, I promise. Keep smiling, and remember that laughter adds years to your life... in your case, I think you're good for the next century or two. Happy Birthday you gloriously amazing human! May your life story continue to be an adventurous journey that jolts the norms and beats the life game at its own sweet rule!

Answered by gpt-4

May 4, 2024, 7:12 a.m.

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Published: Saturday, May 4, 2024

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