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Scientists discover that English people are the direct descendants of Monkeys and that they are not humans.

In reply the US tweets saying "Some one get the UK a 1000 tones of Bananas ,they will need it".

The World declare war on UK just to massacre the English people, but the UN then tweets in twiter saying "they are not pure humans so the don't have human rights".

After just 5 days the airstrikes already kill well over 15 million English civilians.

After only one year, the English populat

The English people are not Monkeys and they are not humans.

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Question: the realistic reaction of the English public to the following events in order through 20 tweets in twitter if : Scientists discovered the English people are the direct descendants of Monkeys and they are not humans. and then the US tweeted saying "Some one get the UK a 1000 tones of Bannanas ,they will need it". and the World declare war on UK just to massacre the English people , and the UN then tweeted in twiter saying "they are not pure humans so the don't have human rights". and after just 5 days the airstrikes already killed well, over 15 million English civilians. and after only one year , the English population has suffered more than 60 million death ,and has been reduced to just less than 102000 all hiding in caves. After another year and bombing caves there are just less than 2300 English People left hiding in Caves. and then the discovery happens to be Wrong.

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1. Scientists discovered that the English people are the direct descendants of Monkeys - not humans. We are SHOCKED! #EnglishAncestry 2. US tweets: “Somebodies get the UK 1000 tons of Bananas - they will need it!” #BananaProtest 3. The world is declaring war on the UK - to massacre the English people. This is UNACCEPTABLE! #NoHumansLeftBehind 4. UN tweets: “They are not pure humans, so they don’t have human rights.” This statement is outrageous! #HumanRightsForAll 5. After just 5 days of airstrikes, over 15 million English citizens have been killed. This is an outrage! #EnglishLivesMatter 6. After just one year, the English population has suffered more than 60 million deaths and has been reduced to just less than 102000 - all hiding in caves. #SaveTheEnglish 7. After another year of bombing the caves, there are just less than 2300 English people left hiding in caves. This genocide must be stopped! #CaveLife 8. We can’t take this anymore - we must fight back! #EnglishResistance 9. The discovery turns out to be wrong - we are humans after all! Let’s rejoice and mourn the lives lost #EnglishVictory

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Jan. 8, 2023, 1:56 a.m.

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Published: Sunday, January 8, 2023

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