My sister's first kiss

Question: Story: Write me a story the way I type about 11 year old Derrick asking out his first official girlfriend. He had a crush on Rosie and asked her out and she said yes. He had never had his first kiss and was super excited. Over the next few weeks, Derrick earned an allowance and built up his savings over time. One day, Derrick was counting his money on the kitchen table when his 25 year old sister Dani walked in the room. Dani was the polar opposite Derrick and had had numerous boyfriends since she was about 10 years old and had had her first kiss among many other things. She was also very materialistic and selfish always wanting the finest things in life. Upon spotting the money on the table, Dani scooped it up without hesitation stuffing it into her bra. Please have Derrick say the quote "What the heck Dani? That's my money. You know that was for me and Rosie" Please have Dani say the quote "Suck it you little dweeb. Your little virgin ass is going to remain a virgin until you die. No girl will touch you with a 10 foot pole and you can stop pretending Rosie actually likes you for you. This money will be going to my drinks at the bar and my nights out at the club with my girls" Dani still lived at home at the moment and Derrick took the opportunity to see if he could get his money back after hearing the sound of his sister driving away from the house to do some shopping. Sneaking into her room, he was appalled to see all the girly dresses, heels, sandals and other accessories in her room. Spotting Dani's purse she unintentionally left behind, he went through it finding his money tucked safely inside. As he went to step out of her closet, he accidentally tripped throwing Dani's purse over his shoulder and slipping his feet into a pair of leather platform sandals belonging to Dani. Grossed out at his predicament, he waddled in the platform sandals to his room and then he kicked off the platforms that were slightly too small for him and threw off the purse and then rounded up his money. Please have Derrick say the quote "Oh my God! Gross! Dani's stuff is so girly. She always has to have all the attention" Suddenly, Derrick felt a tingling sensation in his feet. Looking down, he saw his feet were shrinking and feminizing turning into Dani's complete with her French pedicure. His eyes widened at what was happening as he started frantically trying to come up with solutions on how to stop whatever was happening from happening but the changes weren't stopping. The changes then accelerated as his legs lengthened and changed into Dani's gaining her angel tattoo on her left ankle. His arms turned into Dani's as he gained the manicure that went with the pedicure. His body changed as he gained his sister's torso and chest as he gained his sister's boobs. His face and his head changed as he gained Dani's long blonde hair, her baby blue eyes, her straight white teeth and his voice matured into Dani's female pitch. His outfit turned into a white crop top as he gained his sister's tanned skin and her Betty Boop tattoo on her lower torso. His outfit also turned into a pair of short shorts and Dani's earrings she always wore as well as her tongue piercing. Please have Derrick say the quote "Oh my God! OH MY GOD! I SOUND JUST LIKE HER! EW! EW! EW! I'M EVEN TALKING AND ACTING LIKE A GIRL!" he said shaking his hands and running in a very effeminate manner and holding his hands out in a very feminine way and putting his hands on his hips as well as putting a finger on his lip. As he stood in his own bedroom, he suddenly felt his memories altering and changing into Dani's materialistic and mean-spirited ones. Panic set in as he didn't want to become as mean as his sister but the change was inevitable. He eventually forgot ever being Derrick and only remembered being Dani. The new Dani looked around the bedroom and was confused and angry. Please have Dani say the quote "Like what the fuck am I doing in this little bitch's room? I should be counting my newly acquired money I snagged from his broke nerdy little ass. The kind of boy I'd spit on and talk shit about back when I was in middle school" Dani then spotted her little brother's money and stuffed it back in her bra. Please have Dani say the quote "I like to see him get his money back now. I'd slap the fuck out of his ugly little ass if he even looked at my boobs" Dani then noticed her platform sandals and her purse in her little brother's room. She grabbed her platform sandals them on her feet before crossing her legs and admiring how her platform sandals looked on her and picked up her purse throwing it over her shoulder. Dani then put on a pound of makeup and then grabbed her car keys. She looked herself over in the mirror smiling and pouting seductively as she took a picture of herself for her Instagram. Please have Dani say the quote "I'm such a fine ass bitch. 25 years old never looked so good and these shoes are so fucking comfortable. I love stomping all over all the other women who wish they were as fine as me " Dani then started strutting out to her car smiling at the prospect of what she could spend her newly gained money on deciding on a night at the club having no memory of being 11 year old Derrick.