Heartfelt gratitude for exemplary historical education contributions.

Dearest Esteemed Instructor Extraordinaire in the Realm of Historical Pedagogical Inquiry, It is with an effusive and overflowing abundance of heartfelt, soul-stirring gratitude and appreciation that I take a moment—nay, an expanse of elongated, deliberate time—to extravagantly and repetitively acknowledge, recognize, celebrate, and lovingly commemorate the superlatively magnificent, illustriously unparalleled, and unequivocally brilliant contributions you have offered, presented, bestowed, and bequeathed upon the ever-expanding, awe-inspiring landscape of historical education and instruction during the totality and entirety of this protracted, extended, and prolifically productive academic year. Your students—each and every one, in their multitudinous individualities—unceasingly, continually, and persistently note, observe, and discern the inordinate and monumental levels of devotion, dedication, and steadfast commitment which you have, time and time again, invested, poured, and channeled into making this class, this cohort, and this collective educational journey not merely enjoyable, but delightfully engaging, relentlessly entertaining, and ineffably, inexpressibly, and indelibly memorable—etched into the annals of our academic consciousness forever and anon. As the current academic cycle winds inexorably to its inevitable cessation, I most sincerely and unreservedly wish, hope, and virtually demand upon the universe that your impending, approaching, soon-to-arrive summer be magnificent, transcendent, and wholly extraordinary in every possible, conceivable, and even inconceivable way. Permit me to assure you, without a shadow, aura, or wisp of doubt, that I will, in the depths and recesses of my perpetually reminiscent mind, profoundly, acutely, and pathetically lament, mourn, and bewail the acute absence, nonappearance, and disappearance of your enlightening, illuminating, and resplendently radiant presence when the circling cycle of the next academic year commences, starts, and bursts forth anew. With ceaseless, never-ending, and cyclically recurring gratitude and admiration, [Your Name]