England's Reaction to Their Name Being Renamed to Shitland

1. The Government just renamed England to Shitland. What is going on!? #Shitland 2. Unbelievable! France just joked about us, "That's why we never conquered it". #Shitland 3. What happened to our beloved England? #Shitland 4. So now we're officially Shitland... Great. #Shitland 5. First it's the name, what else can they do next? #Shitland 6. Can't believe England is now called Shitland. #Shitland 7. This is a disgrace to our country. #Shitland 8. How could the government do this to us? #Shitland 9. And now the scoreline of the Football match between Shitland and Portugal. #Shitland 10. How will people ever take us seriously now? #Shitland 11. This is an insult to the people of England. #Shitland 12. So much for the pride of our nation. #Shitland 13. What happened to that patriotism we used to have? #Shitland 14. The world will never look at us the same way again. #Shitland 15. Alright, so let's just move on, nothing more to be said. #Shitland 16. What's the point of having a country if it's called Shitland? #Shitland 17. We are now the laughing stock of the world. #Shitland 18. Is this really what our nation has come to? #Shitland 19. Unbelievable. It's like a bad dream. #Shitland 20. Nothing will ever be the same again. #Shitland 21. France won't be the only one joking about us. #Shitland 22. Let's hope that the name change doesn't last too long. #Shitland 23. So all I can do is brace myself for the inevitable jokes. #Shitland 24. We're now living in a horrible reality. #Shitland 25. No wonder why nobody wanted to conquer us. #Shitland 26. This is officially the worst thing that's ever happened to our country. #Shitland 27. Can't believe England is now Called Shitland. #Shitland 28. How