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Dream House Dinosaur Escape: The Ultimate Time-Traveling Haven on Hațeg Island


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Question: Write a concept for my dream house located in Hațeg Island during the late Cretaceous (in the Maastrichtian stage sometime around 66 million years ago, just thousands of years before the KPG extinction event occurred), if time travel was real and with no such thing as time paradoxes. This dream house should be a huge cabin-like house with a nearby gazebo, and be located on the island's shoreline, being made of storm-proof and bullet-proof materials and having strong walls, windows, doors, etc to keep the house protected against any natural disasters and intruders (both Hatzegopteryx and bad human time travelers), and has self-cleaning solar panels connected to the highly-efficient energy storage to keep the house powered even for many days (possibly months) without sunlight. For further security (just in case any bad people were going to break into my Hațeg Island dream house), the door should only be opened by the fingerprints recognition tech, only opening when it recognizes my fingerprints as well as any of my family member's fingerprints. Due to its gigantic size, the house should not only have the main bedrooms, living rooms, bathrooms, kitchen, or a front room, but also have a massive underground room underneath the house (that underground room being about the size of New York City) that contains an indoor playground, indoor pool (complete with a rock water slide and water heaters to keep the pool cool or warm rather than cold but not hot), indoor hot tub, indoor koi pond (complete with an indoor waterfall and an auto-feeder), indoor carousel, indoor bumper cars, indoor miniature roller coaster, indoor water park, Chuck E Cheese and ShowBiz Pizza Place animatronic shows, large freshwater fish tank (complete with an auto-feeder and filter), large saltwater fish tank (complete with an auto-feeder and filter), game room (complete with a PS1, a PS2, a PS3, a PS4, a PS5, a Nintendo 64, a Nintendo Gamecube, a Wii, a DS, a 3DS, a Nintendo Switch, free-to-play arcade games that do not require money to play, and a PC laptop with disk drive), and a workout station, all of these I've mentioned and included should be waterproof, fireproof, wear-proof, rust-proof, mildew-proof, and storm-proof for safety and comfort. There should be a friendly lab-created dog-sized rodent-like mammal that only feeds on trash, hair on floor, and other unwanted debris, therefore cleaning up trash whilst also comfortably (without harming the animal) unable to defecate or urinate, being a simple and carefree alternative to a vacuum cleaner. As with other good houses, it should also have proper air conditioning, indoor heaters, several bedrooms, two mildew-proof bathrooms, an attic, a garage, a living room, a front room, and a kitchen with any food and drinks that are cloned and brought from modern times for free (no payment required) with no issues (even any kind of modern restaurant/them park food/drinks instantly bought to my dream house for free and no money required due to me being in Hațeg Island during the late Cretaceous), so there's no chance of there to be a food or drinks shortage. Plus, I'd like everything I have in my modern home duplicated in this house located on Hațeg Island during the late Cretaceous. There should also be infinite and free excellent WiFi so I could access the internet between the year 1996 to modern times (while also being in the late Cretaceous Hațeg Island) so I'd be able to view and download stuff that would be otherwise lost to time. There should also be an indoor miniature zoo with several walkthrough exhibits containing my pets for this mini-zoo, including Brazilian tapirs from modern South America, domestic llamas from modern South America, gray foxes from modern North America, fennec foxes from modern northern Africa, Bennett's wallabies from modern Australia, meerkats from modern South Africa, several lemur species (including ring-tailed lemurs, common brown lemurs, blue-eyed black lemurs, crowned lemurs, red ruffed lemurs, black-and-white ruffed lemurs, and Coquerel's sifakas) from modern Madagascar, harbour porpoises from modern oceans (although my pet harbour porpoises must be in a big enough aquarium/marine mammal tank with a bunch of enrichments and filtration systems to keep them happy and healthy), few macaw species (Spix's macaws, blue-and-yellow macaws, and scarlet macaws) from modern South America, white-faced whistling ducks from modern South America and Africa, Palaeoloxodon falconeri from middle Pleistocene Sicily and Malta, Thrinaxodon from early Triassic South Africa, Arthropleura armata (a giant millipede, but genetically modified to tolerate lower oxygen levels) from late Carboniferous North America and Europe, a Microraptor zhaoianus and Microraptor gui from early Cretaceous China, and Simosuchus from late Cretaceous Madagascar, all of which should have adequate space, food, water, biomes, enrichments, and vet care, thanks to auto-feeders, auto-cleaners, auto-immunizers, and auto-vets (which appear from nowhere so there's no shortage and the animal's exhibits are clean) keeping them happy and healthy without me having to care for them. With all these, my house would basically and truly be a dream come true.

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Your dream house concept brings the best of both ancient history and future technology together. The location on Hațeg Island during the late Cretaceous period allows for a truly unique setting, giving access to diverse flora and fauna, and allowing you to learn about the earth's history firsthand. The house itself would be a massive structure made from durable and secure materials that could withstand the harshest of conditions, whether from Mother Nature or intruders. All exteriors walls, doors, and windows would be bulletproof and storm-proof, ensuring safety from all elements. The advanced locks with fingerprint recognition technology would remains exclusive only to you and your family, adding another layer of security and peace of mind. The house would be powered by self-cleaning solar panels connected to highly efficient energy storage systems, ensuring that energy is always available, even in days or possibly months without sunlight. As for the vast underground entertainment area, from the indoor pool, to the koi pond, and even a miniature carousel and roller coaster, it would be the ultimate recreation area for both kids and adults. Each element designed not just for fun, but made to be rust-proof, mildew-proof, and weather-proof, making maintenance virtually nonexistent. The addition of a lab-created cleaning mammal would not just be environmentally friendly, but also handle upkeep in a way that's both novel and effective. The house would also retain all the comforts of modern living, complete with air conditioning, heating, cozy bedrooms, bathrooms, a delta-equipped kitchen with modern-times cloned food and drinks, all the amenities of your present home, a garage, an attic, and top-quality Wi-Fi to let you enjoy the internet between the year 1996 and present. A miniature zoo would also be a significant part of the house. From Brazilian tapirs, fennec foxes, to a collection of lemurs, even prehistoric species like Thrinaxodon and Arthropleura armata, all these animals would find a home here. Veterinary care and maintenance would be automated, leaving you to enjoy your pets without worrying about their well-being. This dream house concept seems to be an extravagant blend of time travel, eco-friendliness, adventure, luxury, history, and technology. It is undoubtedly a place of comfort, entertainment, learning, and security, essentially making it your utopia within the Cretaceous period.

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April 5, 2024, 9:05 p.m.

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Published: Friday, April 5, 2024

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