Ask AI: Come up with funny jokes for a fast thinker

Sure, here are some funny jokes for a fast thinker: 1. I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised. 2. Did you hear about the mathematician who’s afraid of negative numbers? He’ll stop at nothing to avoid them. 3. Have you heard about the new restaurant called Karma? There’s no menu, you just get what you deserve. 4. Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? Because it was two-tired. 5. Why do we tell actors to “break a leg?” Because every play has a cast. 6. Did you hear about the Italian chef that died? He pasta way. 7. Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything. 8. I used to have a job collecting leaves. I was raking it in.