30 Insulting Comebacks for an emotionless Video Game Character, Ninja for Team Fortress 2

1. "Your agony doesn't echo through me, it still doesn't sound as empty as your strategy." 2. "For someone supposedly in command, it seems you've lost control of this battle." 3. "Your respawn count is almost as high as your overconfidence." 4. "Your cries can't reach me, or your team it seems." 5. "Pray that your skill upgrades before your respawn timer runs out." 6. "Emotion or not, your defeat still amuses me." 7. "Your downfall makes an excellent stepping stone." 8. "Your purpose seems to be feeding my kill count." 9. "It's just too bad you can't respawn with more talent." 10. "Pity, it seems your code lacks combat precision." 11. "Feels like I'm slicing through data, not warriors." 12. "Your inability to adapt is amusing." 13. "Your dying breaths are as void as your connection to your team." 14. "It's a game of survival, not a march to your digital death." 15. "How does it feel to be a stepping stone to my victory?" 16. "A deleted file could put up a better fight than you." 17. "How many deaths will it take for you to learn?" 18. "Even without emotions, your defeat brings me satisfaction." 19. "Even if I was coded to feel sympathy, you would get none." 20. "Avoid detection, avoid defeat. Simple strategies you can't comprehend." 21. "Fear is not here, but your defeat is imminent." 22. "Despite all your bluster, you're just data waiting to be deleted." 23. "You tried and failed. Logically, your next step is to surrender." 24. "Even an empty server offers more resistance than you." 25. "Does your programming include a defeat subroutine, or are you learning on the fly?" 26. "If only respawns could update your skill set." 27. "Another kill, another hollow victory for you to ponder in the respawn queue." 28. "I'd tell you to step up your game, but you'd probably trip." 29. "Do your creators know their AI constructs serve only as my easy targets?" 30. "While you pile up defeat messages, I pile up your remnants."

1. "You call that fighting? I'm not impressed." 2. "You move like an amateur compared to me." 3. "You want to fight? Let me show you how it's done." 4. "My skills are far greater than yours." 5. "I'm much faster than you, and my reflexes are sharper than yours." 6. "You can't match my agility." 7. "Even if you managed to hit me, you wouldn't be able to keep up with my speed." 8. "I'm faster and more agile than you. You have no hope of beating me." 9. "You don't have what it takes to beat me." 10. "I'm not wasting my time with you. You don't have the skills to fight me." 11. "Don't bother trying to keep up with me, you'll only tire yourself out." 12. "Your attempts are pitiful. I'm too fast and too strong for you." 13. "You can't touch me. I'm too far ahead of you." 14. "I'm not a robot, I just move faster than you." 15. "You can't keep up with my agility and speed. Just give up now." 16. "You are no match for my superior skills and techniques." 17. "You can't beat me in a physical battle. I'm too quick for you." 18. "You're too slow. You can't keep up with me." 19. "You can try, but you won't be able to land a single hit on me." 20. "You've been beaten. Accept it and move on." 21. "I can dodge your attacks with ease." 22. "I'm beyond your level. You'll never catch up." 23. "Your attempts are futile. I'm too fast and too strong." 24. "You have no hope of beating me. I'm superior in every way." 25. "You're outmatched. There's no way you can defeat me." 26. "You will never be able to match my speed. Give up now." 27. "My reflexes and agility are too much for you. You have no chance of beating me." 28. "You're too slow, and I'm too fast. You won't win