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A young boy named Owen undergoes a surprising transformation into a fat Mexican woman in her 50s after taking a whimsical online quiz. The image depicts Owen's physical evolution from a child into a woman, capturing the changes in his appearance and features as he becomes Señora González.
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1. The boy's name was Owen Michael Peterson.
2. Owen was 4 years old.
3. His birthday was March 15th.
4. Owen was born in 2020.
5. He stood at 3 feet 5 inches tall.
6. His weight was 44 pounds.
7. Owen had straight, light brown hair cut in a simple boyish style—short on the sides and longer on top, parted to the left.
8. His eyes were bright blue, large and curious, accentuated by thick, dark lashes.
9. Owen was white, with a fair complexion, rosy cheeks, and a smattering of freckles across his nose.
10. That Saturday morning, Owen was at his best friend Josh’s house, a sprawling brick home with wide windows and the scent of cinnamon rolls wafting from the kitchen.
11. Owen and Josh often played together, but today Josh was busy helping his older sister with her science project.
12. Looking for something to do, Owen wandered over to the computer in the den, his sneakers squeaking on the hardwood floor.
13. The computer sat on a wide oak desk cluttered with coloring books, pencils, toy cars, and a bowl of grapes.
14. Owen climbed into the padded swivel chair, his legs barely dangling over the edge.
15. He tapped at random keys, giggling as a cartoon character bounced across the screen.
16. On the browser window, a pop-up appeared, one that Owen had never seen.
17. It was a brightly colored site with bold text: “What Kind of Living Stereotype Are You?”
18. Owen squinted, reading the instructions aloud: “Take this quiz to discover your inner stereotype!”
19. Intrigued and sensing the goofiness of the entire premise, Owen broke into a toothy grin, exclaiming, “I bet I can answer all these questions! Easy peasy!”
20. He clicked “Start Quiz”, and up popped the first question in large, friendly font.
21. “What do you like to eat for breakfast?”
22. Owen pondered a moment, then clicked, “Cereal and bananas!”
23. “How do you usually spend your weekends?”
24. “Playing with friends and going to the playground.”
25. “Do you like reading or playing outside more?”
26. “Outside! I love running and playing tag.”
27. “Do you have any pets?”
28. “A goldfish named Bubbles.”
29. “What’s your favorite color?”
30. “Green, like T-Rex!”
31. “Have you ever traveled to another country?”
32. “Nope, just to Grandma’s house.”
33. “What’s your favorite movie genre?”
34. “Cartoons, especially ones with superheroes.”
35. “If you could have any superpower, what would it be?”
36. “Flying—I’d soar like a bird!”
37. “Do you like spicy food?”
38. “I don’t… it’s too hot!”
39. “Are you loud or quiet in class?”
40. “Um, kind of loud, but always nice.”
41. “What’s your dream job?”
42. “I want to be a firefighter!”
43. “Do you like to draw or sing more?”
44. “Sing! My favorite is ‘Twinkle Twinkle Little Star’.”
45. “What’s your favorite sport?”
46. “Soccer, I like kicking the ball.”
47. “Do you want to date girls or boys?”
48. Owen giggled, “I’m too little for dating, but maybe girls?”
49. “Are you a king or a queen?”
50. “King! Because I like wearing crowns.”
51. “What do you do when you’re upset?”
52. “I hug my teddy bear.”
53. “Which animal do you want to be?”
54. “A lion. They’re strong!”
55. “How old are you?”
56. “Four.”
57. “Do you dance?”
58. “Yes! Especially when Mom’s music is playing.”
59. “Would you rather visit the beach or the mountains?”
60. “The beach—I love making sandcastles.”
61. “What’s your favorite ice cream flavor?”
62. “Chocolate!”
63. “Do you like wearing hats?”
64. “Only my baseball cap.”
65. “Do you help in the kitchen?”
66. “Sometimes. I stir pancake mix.”
67. “Do you enjoy puzzles?”
68. “Yes, especially dinosaurs.”
69. Having finished all 25 questions—and smiling proudly—Owen clicked “Submit.”
70. The computer showed a whirling loading sign, then flashed the results:
71. “You are: a fat Mexican woman in her 50s!”
72. Owen’s mouth dropped open. “Huh? But… my answers…”
73. Before he could process further, he felt a tingling, prickly sensation in his feet.
74. Owen looked down, alarmed as his tiny socks shivered with odd energy.
75. His toes tickled and stretched, the nails thickening and curving.
76. List of his feet changes:
77. 1. Toes rapidly swell, growing plumper.
78. 2. His nails lengthen, broadening and taking on a reddish tint.
79. 3. Skin on his feet darkens to a golden brown.
80. 4. Small freckles dot his ankles and heels.
81. 5. Soles flatten and widen, filling out his socks.
82. 6. Arches lose their childlike softness, growing firmer.
83. 7. Feet enlarge, stretching his socks uncomfortably.
84. 8. Fine, dark hairs sprout on his toes and top of feet.
85. 9. His heels round and thicken, creased with cracks.
86. 10. Fat pads form under the arches.
87. 11. His ankles thicken, losing all delicacy.
88. 12. His feet become callused, textured from years of walking.
89. 13. One toe grows slightly crooked, a mark of age.
90. 14. The ball of his foot expands.
91. 15. Nails shimmer a deep, glossy red—perfectly polished.
92. 16. Skin around his toes toughens, revealing old blisters.
93. 17. Scent of cheap lotion replaces that of youth.
94. 18. Pinky toes taper down, nails now oval-shaped.
95. 19. Small scars from long-ago cuts appear on top.
96. 20. Thick, mature feet now fill the flip flops beside the chair.
97. Owen screamed, “No, no, what’s happening to me?!” as his legs began to tingle and reshape.
98. List of his legs changes:
99. 1. Calves balloon outward, soft and heavy.
100. 2. Kneecaps widen, joints stiffen.
101. 3. Skin darkens to match his feet.
102. 4. Chubby dimples form below his knees.
103. 5. Legs lengthen, growing adult-sized.
104. 6. Cellulite patterns etch into his thighs.
105. 7. Faded bruises appear on his shins.
106. 8. Faint blue veins snake down his calves.
107. 9. Leg hair thickens.
108. 10. Knees creak, betraying middle-age.
109. 11. Thighs thicken and rub together.
110. 12. Stretch marks spiral around knees and thighs.
111. 13. Pockmarks from old bug bites decorate calves.
112. 14. Scar appears above left knee.
113. 15. Hip bones widen, supporting fuller legs.
114. 16. Skin grows rougher, peppered with age spots.
115. 17. Ankles grow sturdy, shaped for flip flops.
116. 18. Subtle swelling around ankles.
117. 19. Hairless patches among thick hairs.
118. 20. His legs now resemble those of a woman in her 50s.
119. “Ay Dios mío!” Owen cried, not recognizing his own voice.
120. His transformation continued as his torso and chest began to morph.
121. List of torso and chest changes:
122. 1. Waist expands outward, belly becoming rounder.
123. 2. Ribs widen.
124. 3. Skin matures, more tanned and textured.
125. 4. Stretch marks stripe across his sides.
126. 5. Stomach sags, heavy and soft.
127. 6. His back broadens, posture changing.
128. 7. Shoulders curve forward.
129. 8. Moles and freckles bloom on stomach and back.
130. 9. Fat deposits gather under ribs and near hips.
131. 10. Bra strap indentations appear on shoulders.
132. 11. Breasts blossom, large and pendulous.
133. 12. Nipples darken and spread.
134. 13. Saggy sides form beneath armpits.
135. 14. Roll of fat sticky near waistline.
136. 15. Hips flare outwards, denim shorts squeeze tighter.
137. 16. Spinal curve deepens, gait suited to maturity.
138. 17. Tank top forms around expanding chest.
139. 18. Large belly button sits under the tank top.
140. 19. New warmth radiates from torso.
141. 20. His torso fully matches that of a fat Mexican woman in her 50s.
142. He squeezed his arms, now feeling them bubble with odd movement.
143. List of arms and hands changes:
144. 1. Biceps bulge with soft, flabby flesh.
145. 2. Forearms lengthen and broaden.
146. 3. Elbows become dry and rough.
147. 4. Small scars and moles speckle skin.
148. 5. Fine hair thickens.
149. 6. Hands widen, thick with deposits of fat.
150. 7. Fingers plump and shorten.
151. 8. Knuckles darken, aged with wrinkles.
152. 9. Cuticles thicken, nails shimmer red.
153. 10. Palms develop calluses.
154. 11. Veins pop under skin, visible and blue.
155. 12. Wrists thicken.
156. 13. Sandal tan lines appear on hands.
157. 14. Nails round and grow, perfect for painting.
158. 15. Fingers with stubbed, painted nails.
159. 16. Age spots dapple back of hands.
160. 17. Hands seem adept for cooking and chores.
161. 18. Upper arms sag with extra softness.
162. 19. Gold hoop earrings appear, nestled in palms.
163. 20. She saw her hands were no longer a boy’s.
164. Owen's head, hair, and face now drew tingles and pulses.
165. List of head, hair, and face changes:
166. 1. Skull widens, jaw grows broader.
167. 2. Chin softens, forming a double chin.
168. 3. Cheeks plump up, sagging slightly.
169. 4. Nose widens, bridge flattens.
170. 5. Lips puff out, color deepens into a pinkish tone.
171. 6. Teeth shift, some now slightly crooked and yellowed.
172. 7. Smile lines etch deep on mouth and eyes.
173. 8. Eyes shrink slightly, squinting with age.
174. 9. Eyebrows thicken and become darker.
175. 10. Wrinkles fold across forehead.
176. 11. Crow’s feet line up around eyes.
177. 12. Complexion turns a dark tan.
178. 13. Moles and sun spots appear across cheeks.
179. 14. Eyelids droop, lashes fall flat.
180. 15. Makeup stains rest on cheeks and eyelids.
181. 16. Neatly painted brows.
182. 17. Ears enlarge, lobes sag slightly.
183. 18. Earring holes widen.
184. 19. Gold hoop earrings dangle from ears.
185. 20. Bun of hairs appears at the nape of her neck.
186. 21. Stray hairs escape and frame her face.
187. 22. Light brown hair turns rich black, streaked with gray.
188. 23. Hair thick and coarse, pulled tightly into a bun.
189. 24. Scalp tingles, fine dandruff dusts hairline.
190. 25. Sunglasses perch on nose bridge.
191. 26. Lip liner traces thick, deliberate lines.
192. 27. Jawline softens, face rounds out.
193. 28. Expression creases in familiar, matronly way.
194. 29. Head shape fully matches a 50-something Mexican woman.
195. 30. Glancing in screen reflection, Owen is gone—a fat Mexican woman sits in his place.
196. Her voice thickened, deepened, now rolling out in a heavy, accented tone: “Ai, what is happeningggg? Why my voice sound funny, hey?”
197. She tried to say “computer,” but it came out as, “Compooter.”
198. “This thing don’ work right. It give me wrong,” she muttered, missing letters and slurring vowels, accented with the musical lilt of central Mexico.
199. Her outfit finalized itself—tank top stretched across her chest, snug denim shorts hugging her hips and thighs, black flip flops arching under her thick feet.
200. Her nails gleamed bright red, painted perfectly.
201. Gold hoop earrings glittered at her ears as her hair sat in a tight bun, sunglasses completing the look.
202. She touched her belly and felt a satisfied, matronly warmth.
203. Her memories shimmered and shifted as her brain became that of a fat Mexican woman in her 50s.
204. Childhood faded—now she remembered school days in Guadalajara, raising children, cooking, working cleaning houses, weekends in the pueblo, laughing at telenovelas.
205. The boy named Owen disappeared; only Señora González remained.
206. Her eyes dropped back to the computer.
207. She reread the result: “You are a fat Mexican woman in her 50s.”
208. A new prompt popped up on the quiz: “Would you like to answer the questions again?”
209. She cackled, shaking her head, “Ay, this compooter so silly! But okay, I show you how it’s done.”
210. In quoted text: “Ai, I take the quiz one more time, just for fun, mijo!”
211. She clicked “Start Quiz” again and answered all 25 questions, now as Señora González:
212. 1. “Breakfast? Huevos con frijoles and café.”
213. 2. “Weekends, I clean house and visit mi amiga, Lupita.”
214. 3. “I like reading novellas more, pero outside is nice with mi nietos.”
215. 4. “Tengo two perros, Rocky and Bella.”
216. 5. “Favorite color? Rojo. Es fuerte.”
217. 6. “I went to America from México, muy lejos.”
218. 7. “Movies? Telenovelas or comedy.”
219. 8. “Superpower? To cook fast and well, like mi mamá.”
220. 9. “Spicy food? Claro que sí, chile on everything.”
221. 10. “In church, I am loud singing; with familia, I am loud too.”
222. 11. “Dream job? Owner of mi own restaurant.”
223. 12. “Draw? No. Sing? Yes, todo el tiempo.”
224. 13. “Favorite sport? Soccer, for watching mi nietos play.”
225. 14. “I like to date my esposo, José.”
226. 15. “Soy reina, por supuesto!”
227. 16. “Cuando estoy triste, I pray and call Lupita.”
228. 17. “Animal? Maybe a perrito, they are loyal.”
229. 18. “Tengo 55 años.”
230. 19. “Dance? Only en las fiestas.”
231. 20. “Visit beach or mountain? Playa is best, más sol.”
232. 21. “Ice cream? Chocolate o vainilla.”
233. 22. “Hats are for sun only.”
234. 23. “Help in the kitchen? Always! Cooking is mi vida.”
235. 24. “Puzzles? Solo muy fácil ones, más paciencia para niños.”
236. 25. “Me gusta cuidar a everybody, that is my talento.”
237. Satisfecha, she clicked “Submit” and watched as the result said:
238. “You are a fat Mexican woman in her 50s!”
239. She snorted and laughed, “Ay Dios! Que sorpresa… otra vez!”
240. She stood slowly, feeling the heft of her new belly as she lifted herself up from the chair.
241. She looked around, scanning Josh’s house—unfamiliar yet vaguely comforting.
242. The computer desk, crayon marks, toy cars scattered everywhere: memories flickered of her own children at home, many years ago.
243. She picked up the purse that now rested beside her chair.
244. Adjusting her tank top, slipping sunglasses back onto her nose, she walked confidently to the front door.
245. She didn’t know exactly where she was, but, as always, she trusted her instincts.
246. Opening the door, she stepped out onto the porch, feeling the warm sun on her face.
247. The world felt big, strange, and full of possibility.
248. She padded across the porch, flip-flops slapping loudly, humming a tune she’d learned in her youth in Guadalajara.
249. Behind her, the computer flickered, a message waiting for the next quiz taker.
250. And Señora González—once Owen—started her unexpected new day, ready, in her own way, to greet whatever it would bring.

This story was generated by user manemansteve3 with assistance by one of OpenAI’s large-scale language-generation model; prompts used to help generate the story are shown below.

Images were generated with OpenAI's AI system, DALL·E 2, or uploaded by the user.

AI Prompts

Prompt: A long and thorough and detailed 250 sentences story in a formatted list of 1 to 250 about a boy with a detailed description of the boy's name, age, birthday, birth year being 2020, height, weight, hair color and style and eye color and race being white. Have him be at his friend's house and have him be on the computer when he came across a quiz asking what kind of living stereotype are you and have him be intrigued goofily knowing he'd be able to answer all 25 questions easily and have it be in quoted text. Have him read all 25 questions and have him answer them in a formatted list of 1 to 25 with two of the questions being if he has want to date girls or boys and if he's a king or queen. Have the result say he is a fat Mexican woman in her 50s despite his answers to the questions. Have him feel a tingling sensation in his feet and have them transform in a formatted list of 1 to 20 being detailed. Have him panic and have it be in quoted text. Have his legs change in a formatted list of 1 to 20 being detailed. Have his torso and chest change next in a formatted list of 1 to 20 being detailed. Have his arms and hands change next in a formatted list of 1 to 20 being detailed. Have his head and hair and face change next in a formatted list of 1 to 30 being detailed. Have his voice change and accent change accurate to a fat Mexican woman in her 50s spelling words wrong and mispronouncing things. Have his outfit become a tank top and denim shorts and black flip flops and have her nails be painted red and have her have hoop earrings and her hair in a bun and sunglasses. Have his memories change completely with his brain becoming a fat Mexican woman in her 50s until he only remembered being a fat Mexican woman in her 50s. Have her read the results that she was a fat Mexican woman in her 50s and have the quiz ask her if she would like to answer the questions again and have her react in a way accurate to a fat Mexican woman in her 50s and have it be in quoted text. Have her answer all questions in a formatted list of 1 to 25 being detailed. Have her stand up and leave the house. Continue the story from here.

Response: 1. The boy's name was Owen Michael Peterson. 2. Owen was 4 years old. 3. His birthday was March 15th. 4. Owen was born in 2020. 5. He stood at 3 feet 5 inches tall. 6. His weight was 44 pounds. 7. Owen had straight, light brown hair cut in a simple boyish style—short on the sides and longer on top, parted to the left. 8. His eyes were bright blue, large and curious, accentuated by thick, dark lashes. 9. Owen was white, with a fair complexion, rosy cheeks, and a smattering of freckles across his nose. 10. That Saturday morning, Owen was at his best friend Josh’s house, a sprawling brick home with wide windows and the scent of cinnamon rolls wafting from the kitchen. 11. Owen and Josh often played together, but today Josh was busy helping his older sister with her science project. 12. Looking for something to do, Owen wandered over to the computer in the den, his sneakers squeaking on the hardwood floor. 13. The computer sat on a wide oak desk cluttered with coloring books, pencils, toy cars, and a bowl of grapes. 14. Owen climbed into the padded swivel chair, his legs barely dangling over the edge. 15. He tapped at random keys, giggling as a cartoon character bounced across the screen. 16. On the browser window, a pop-up appeared, one that Owen had never seen. 17. It was a brightly colored site with bold text: “What Kind of Living Stereotype Are You?” 18. Owen squinted, reading the instructions aloud: “Take this quiz to discover your inner stereotype!” 19. Intrigued and sensing the goofiness of the entire premise, Owen broke into a toothy grin, exclaiming, “I bet I can answer all these questions! Easy peasy!” 20. He clicked “Start Quiz”, and up popped the first question in large, friendly font. 21. “What do you like to eat for breakfast?” 22. Owen pondered a moment, then clicked, “Cereal and bananas!” 23. “How do you usually spend your weekends?” 24. “Playing with friends and going to the playground.” 25. “Do you like reading or playing outside more?” 26. “Outside! I love running and playing tag.” 27. “Do you have any pets?” 28. “A goldfish named Bubbles.” 29. “What’s your favorite color?” 30. “Green, like T-Rex!” 31. “Have you ever traveled to another country?” 32. “Nope, just to Grandma’s house.” 33. “What’s your favorite movie genre?” 34. “Cartoons, especially ones with superheroes.” 35. “If you could have any superpower, what would it be?” 36. “Flying—I’d soar like a bird!” 37. “Do you like spicy food?” 38. “I don’t… it’s too hot!” 39. “Are you loud or quiet in class?” 40. “Um, kind of loud, but always nice.” 41. “What’s your dream job?” 42. “I want to be a firefighter!” 43. “Do you like to draw or sing more?” 44. “Sing! My favorite is ‘Twinkle Twinkle Little Star’.” 45. “What’s your favorite sport?” 46. “Soccer, I like kicking the ball.” 47. “Do you want to date girls or boys?” 48. Owen giggled, “I’m too little for dating, but maybe girls?” 49. “Are you a king or a queen?” 50. “King! Because I like wearing crowns.” 51. “What do you do when you’re upset?” 52. “I hug my teddy bear.” 53. “Which animal do you want to be?” 54. “A lion. They’re strong!” 55. “How old are you?” 56. “Four.” 57. “Do you dance?” 58. “Yes! Especially when Mom’s music is playing.” 59. “Would you rather visit the beach or the mountains?” 60. “The beach—I love making sandcastles.” 61. “What’s your favorite ice cream flavor?” 62. “Chocolate!” 63. “Do you like wearing hats?” 64. “Only my baseball cap.” 65. “Do you help in the kitchen?” 66. “Sometimes. I stir pancake mix.” 67. “Do you enjoy puzzles?” 68. “Yes, especially dinosaurs.” 69. Having finished all 25 questions—and smiling proudly—Owen clicked “Submit.” 70. The computer showed a whirling loading sign, then flashed the results: 71. “You are: a fat Mexican woman in her 50s!” 72. Owen’s mouth dropped open. “Huh? But… my answers…” 73. Before he could process further, he felt a tingling, prickly sensation in his feet. 74. Owen looked down, alarmed as his tiny socks shivered with odd energy. 75. His toes tickled and stretched, the nails thickening and curving. 76. List of his feet changes: 77. 1. Toes rapidly swell, growing plumper. 78. 2. His nails lengthen, broadening and taking on a reddish tint. 79. 3. Skin on his feet darkens to a golden brown. 80. 4. Small freckles dot his ankles and heels. 81. 5. Soles flatten and widen, filling out his socks. 82. 6. Arches lose their childlike softness, growing firmer. 83. 7. Feet enlarge, stretching his socks uncomfortably. 84. 8. Fine, dark hairs sprout on his toes and top of feet. 85. 9. His heels round and thicken, creased with cracks. 86. 10. Fat pads form under the arches. 87. 11. His ankles thicken, losing all delicacy. 88. 12. His feet become callused, textured from years of walking. 89. 13. One toe grows slightly crooked, a mark of age. 90. 14. The ball of his foot expands. 91. 15. Nails shimmer a deep, glossy red—perfectly polished. 92. 16. Skin around his toes toughens, revealing old blisters. 93. 17. Scent of cheap lotion replaces that of youth. 94. 18. Pinky toes taper down, nails now oval-shaped. 95. 19. Small scars from long-ago cuts appear on top. 96. 20. Thick, mature feet now fill the flip flops beside the chair. 97. Owen screamed, “No, no, what’s happening to me?!” as his legs began to tingle and reshape. 98. List of his legs changes: 99. 1. Calves balloon outward, soft and heavy. 100. 2. Kneecaps widen, joints stiffen. 101. 3. Skin darkens to match his feet. 102. 4. Chubby dimples form below his knees. 103. 5. Legs lengthen, growing adult-sized. 104. 6. Cellulite patterns etch into his thighs. 105. 7. Faded bruises appear on his shins. 106. 8. Faint blue veins snake down his calves. 107. 9. Leg hair thickens. 108. 10. Knees creak, betraying middle-age. 109. 11. Thighs thicken and rub together. 110. 12. Stretch marks spiral around knees and thighs. 111. 13. Pockmarks from old bug bites decorate calves. 112. 14. Scar appears above left knee. 113. 15. Hip bones widen, supporting fuller legs. 114. 16. Skin grows rougher, peppered with age spots. 115. 17. Ankles grow sturdy, shaped for flip flops. 116. 18. Subtle swelling around ankles. 117. 19. Hairless patches among thick hairs. 118. 20. His legs now resemble those of a woman in her 50s. 119. “Ay Dios mío!” Owen cried, not recognizing his own voice. 120. His transformation continued as his torso and chest began to morph. 121. List of torso and chest changes: 122. 1. Waist expands outward, belly becoming rounder. 123. 2. Ribs widen. 124. 3. Skin matures, more tanned and textured. 125. 4. Stretch marks stripe across his sides. 126. 5. Stomach sags, heavy and soft. 127. 6. His back broadens, posture changing. 128. 7. Shoulders curve forward. 129. 8. Moles and freckles bloom on stomach and back. 130. 9. Fat deposits gather under ribs and near hips. 131. 10. Bra strap indentations appear on shoulders. 132. 11. Breasts blossom, large and pendulous. 133. 12. Nipples darken and spread. 134. 13. Saggy sides form beneath armpits. 135. 14. Roll of fat sticky near waistline. 136. 15. Hips flare outwards, denim shorts squeeze tighter. 137. 16. Spinal curve deepens, gait suited to maturity. 138. 17. Tank top forms around expanding chest. 139. 18. Large belly button sits under the tank top. 140. 19. New warmth radiates from torso. 141. 20. His torso fully matches that of a fat Mexican woman in her 50s. 142. He squeezed his arms, now feeling them bubble with odd movement. 143. List of arms and hands changes: 144. 1. Biceps bulge with soft, flabby flesh. 145. 2. Forearms lengthen and broaden. 146. 3. Elbows become dry and rough. 147. 4. Small scars and moles speckle skin. 148. 5. Fine hair thickens. 149. 6. Hands widen, thick with deposits of fat. 150. 7. Fingers plump and shorten. 151. 8. Knuckles darken, aged with wrinkles. 152. 9. Cuticles thicken, nails shimmer red. 153. 10. Palms develop calluses. 154. 11. Veins pop under skin, visible and blue. 155. 12. Wrists thicken. 156. 13. Sandal tan lines appear on hands. 157. 14. Nails round and grow, perfect for painting. 158. 15. Fingers with stubbed, painted nails. 159. 16. Age spots dapple back of hands. 160. 17. Hands seem adept for cooking and chores. 161. 18. Upper arms sag with extra softness. 162. 19. Gold hoop earrings appear, nestled in palms. 163. 20. She saw her hands were no longer a boy’s. 164. Owen's head, hair, and face now drew tingles and pulses. 165. List of head, hair, and face changes: 166. 1. Skull widens, jaw grows broader. 167. 2. Chin softens, forming a double chin. 168. 3. Cheeks plump up, sagging slightly. 169. 4. Nose widens, bridge flattens. 170. 5. Lips puff out, color deepens into a pinkish tone. 171. 6. Teeth shift, some now slightly crooked and yellowed. 172. 7. Smile lines etch deep on mouth and eyes. 173. 8. Eyes shrink slightly, squinting with age. 174. 9. Eyebrows thicken and become darker. 175. 10. Wrinkles fold across forehead. 176. 11. Crow’s feet line up around eyes. 177. 12. Complexion turns a dark tan. 178. 13. Moles and sun spots appear across cheeks. 179. 14. Eyelids droop, lashes fall flat. 180. 15. Makeup stains rest on cheeks and eyelids. 181. 16. Neatly painted brows. 182. 17. Ears enlarge, lobes sag slightly. 183. 18. Earring holes widen. 184. 19. Gold hoop earrings dangle from ears. 185. 20. Bun of hairs appears at the nape of her neck. 186. 21. Stray hairs escape and frame her face. 187. 22. Light brown hair turns rich black, streaked with gray. 188. 23. Hair thick and coarse, pulled tightly into a bun. 189. 24. Scalp tingles, fine dandruff dusts hairline. 190. 25. Sunglasses perch on nose bridge. 191. 26. Lip liner traces thick, deliberate lines. 192. 27. Jawline softens, face rounds out. 193. 28. Expression creases in familiar, matronly way. 194. 29. Head shape fully matches a 50-something Mexican woman. 195. 30. Glancing in screen reflection, Owen is gone—a fat Mexican woman sits in his place. 196. Her voice thickened, deepened, now rolling out in a heavy, accented tone: “Ai, what is happeningggg? Why my voice sound funny, hey?” 197. She tried to say “computer,” but it came out as, “Compooter.” 198. “This thing don’ work right. It give me wrong,” she muttered, missing letters and slurring vowels, accented with the musical lilt of central Mexico. 199. Her outfit finalized itself—tank top stretched across her chest, snug denim shorts hugging her hips and thighs, black flip flops arching under her thick feet. 200. Her nails gleamed bright red, painted perfectly. 201. Gold hoop earrings glittered at her ears as her hair sat in a tight bun, sunglasses completing the look. 202. She touched her belly and felt a satisfied, matronly warmth. 203. Her memories shimmered and shifted as her brain became that of a fat Mexican woman in her 50s. 204. Childhood faded—now she remembered school days in Guadalajara, raising children, cooking, working cleaning houses, weekends in the pueblo, laughing at telenovelas. 205. The boy named Owen disappeared; only Señora González remained. 206. Her eyes dropped back to the computer. 207. She reread the result: “You are a fat Mexican woman in her 50s.” 208. A new prompt popped up on the quiz: “Would you like to answer the questions again?” 209. She cackled, shaking her head, “Ay, this compooter so silly! But okay, I show you how it’s done.” 210. In quoted text: “Ai, I take the quiz one more time, just for fun, mijo!” 211. She clicked “Start Quiz” again and answered all 25 questions, now as Señora González: 212. 1. “Breakfast? Huevos con frijoles and café.” 213. 2. “Weekends, I clean house and visit mi amiga, Lupita.” 214. 3. “I like reading novellas more, pero outside is nice with mi nietos.” 215. 4. “Tengo two perros, Rocky and Bella.” 216. 5. “Favorite color? Rojo. Es fuerte.” 217. 6. “I went to America from México, muy lejos.” 218. 7. “Movies? Telenovelas or comedy.” 219. 8. “Superpower? To cook fast and well, like mi mamá.” 220. 9. “Spicy food? Claro que sí, chile on everything.” 221. 10. “In church, I am loud singing; with familia, I am loud too.” 222. 11. “Dream job? Owner of mi own restaurant.” 223. 12. “Draw? No. Sing? Yes, todo el tiempo.” 224. 13. “Favorite sport? Soccer, for watching mi nietos play.” 225. 14. “I like to date my esposo, José.” 226. 15. “Soy reina, por supuesto!” 227. 16. “Cuando estoy triste, I pray and call Lupita.” 228. 17. “Animal? Maybe a perrito, they are loyal.” 229. 18. “Tengo 55 años.” 230. 19. “Dance? Only en las fiestas.” 231. 20. “Visit beach or mountain? Playa is best, más sol.” 232. 21. “Ice cream? Chocolate o vainilla.” 233. 22. “Hats are for sun only.” 234. 23. “Help in the kitchen? Always! Cooking is mi vida.” 235. 24. “Puzzles? Solo muy fácil ones, más paciencia para niños.” 236. 25. “Me gusta cuidar a everybody, that is my talento.” 237. Satisfecha, she clicked “Submit” and watched as the result said: 238. “You are a fat Mexican woman in her 50s!” 239. She snorted and laughed, “Ay Dios! Que sorpresa… otra vez!” 240. She stood slowly, feeling the heft of her new belly as she lifted herself up from the chair. 241. She looked around, scanning Josh’s house—unfamiliar yet vaguely comforting. 242. The computer desk, crayon marks, toy cars scattered everywhere: memories flickered of her own children at home, many years ago. 243. She picked up the purse that now rested beside her chair. 244. Adjusting her tank top, slipping sunglasses back onto her nose, she walked confidently to the front door. 245. She didn’t know exactly where she was, but, as always, she trusted her instincts. 246. Opening the door, she stepped out onto the porch, feeling the warm sun on her face. 247. The world felt big, strange, and full of possibility. 248. She padded across the porch, flip-flops slapping loudly, humming a tune she’d learned in her youth in Guadalajara. 249. Behind her, the computer flickered, a message waiting for the next quiz taker. 250. And Señora González—once Owen—started her unexpected new day, ready, in her own way, to greet whatever it would bring.

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