"Regretful Decline"

Prompt: The year is 2023. Write me a story the way I write about 7 year old Jonathan out walking by himself for the first time with money his 22 year old mom gave him. Have him suddenly spot a pair of skimpy sandals with a description of the sandals being pink and other details and the random spot they were in. Have him instantly get grossed out by how girly they looked planning to avoid them before tripping on the uneven sidewalk and kicking off his shoes and socks and slipping into the sandals by accident. Have his clothes evaporate scaring him as his feet started cracking and aging into a fit for the sandals and his toenails gained a vibrant pink polish and include a description of the color. Have him freak out saying no get them off i don't wanna be a girl my feet look like mommy's now and have it be in quoted text. Have the rest of his body change and morph into something feminine as his arms and legs and body changed into something feminine and his head and hair changed into a feminine platinum blonde and his voice changed into an American woman's with detailed descriptions. Have a skimpy pink clubbing outfit form on him with a description of the outfit as well as skimpy accessories and parts of the outfit forming. Have a purse full of feminine stuff for the club and stuff he would never use with detailed descriptions form on his shoulder and include bimbo items of numerous kinds and be very specific. Reveal the bimbo woman's name, age, birthday, birth year, height, weight, hair color and style and eye color and the dumbest thing she ever said or did. Have her memories change midsentence until she only remembers being a woman. Have a glazed and confused look form over her eyes as she said um like what was i doing and have it be in quoted text. Have her say oh yeah going to the club and getting ready to see some cute guys and have it be in quoted text mispronouncing numerous words showing how she said the quote vs. what she meant to say. Have her see the name of the club which was called "What happened last night happened here" and have her try to read it and have it be in quoted text mispronouncing almost every word showing what she ended up saying vs. what she meant to say. Have her spot herself in the mirror giggling and saying i look so cute and i can't wait to find a big strong man with a big di___ for me to su___ i can take __ inches at once and have ti be in quoted text filling in the blanks with words. Have her pull something out of her purse putting it on to complete her look and include what it is in the story.