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Certainly! Here's a detailed, imaginative episode of **"Littlest Pet Shop: A World of Our Own"** featuring Trip's hypnosis pranks and the friends' clever revenge. I will keep within the spirit and style of the show, using classic LPS humor, fast pacing, and character-driven comedy.

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## Littlest Pet Shop: A World of Our Own
### Episode Title: **Pranks and Hypnotanks**

#### ***COLD OPEN***

[Bright, sunny day in Paw-Tucket. The clubhouse is alive with noise and excitement. TRIP HAMSTON is lurking behind a stack of pillows, a book titled “Hypnosis for Beginners” balanced atop his head.]

**Trip (grinning, to Quincy):**
Watch this, Quince! With a lil’ swirly-eye magic, you can make anyone do anything!

**Quincy (trembling):**
Uh... that’s cool, but isn’t hypnosis kinda... dangerous? What if you make ‘em walk off a cliff or something?

**Trip (cocky):**
Relax! It’s just for pranks! The only thing I’m risking is my reputation—for being the greatest prankster in Paw-Tucket!

[Cut to intro. Cue theme song.]

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### ***ACT I: THE HYPNO-PRANKS BEGIN***

[Paw-Tucket, common area. All six pets are hanging out. Jade is on her favorite pillow, eyes half-lidded. Roxie and Quincy are munching popcorn. Bev is juggling tennis balls while Edie is dramatically reading “The Princess Catastrophe – A One-Bird Show”.]

**Trip:**
Hey, gang! Who wants to see a trick? Step right up, don’t be shy!

**Bev (bouncing):**
I love tricks! Tricks are fun! Are we doing card tricks, magic tricks, or hat-tricks?

**Edie (flicking a wing):**
If there’s no spotlight involved, count me OUT.

**Trip (brandishing his book):**
Today I’m a *mind magician*!

**Jade (flatly):**
Hard pass. I like my brain the way it is: mysterious, enigmatic, and loaded with sarcasm.

**Roxie (wags tail):**
No way, hypnosis? Ooh, ooh! I saw a movie where they did that and everyone turned into dancing chickens!

**Trip:**
Trust me, this’ll be waaaay better.

**Jade (rolling over):**
Wake me up when the magic show’s over.

[Trip dangles a shiny, spinning coin tied to a string.]

**Trip:**
Just relax, Jade... Watch it go back and forth... You feel sleepy... so sleepy...

[Everyone stares, not quite sure what to expect. Yet somehow, Jade’s glare turns glazed. Trip whispers in her ear.]

**Trip (whispers):**
*From now on, whenever you hear the word “treat,” you’ll think you’re a dog. You’ll bark, fetch, and wag your tail like a real pooch.* And... wake up!

**Jade (groggily):**
Ugh. You done? Because if you’re not—
[Trip tosses Roxie a dog biscuit.]

**Trip:**
Hey Roxie! Want a treat?

**Jade (suddenly perky, tail up):**
TREAT?! Where?! *Bark bark!*

[Jade leaps up, panting. She circles, chases her (imaginary) tail, and starts sniffing around. Everyone is shocked.]

**Roxie (delighted):**
Jade! You wanna play fetch?! This is the best day e–

**Jade (ears up, wags “tail”, tongue out):**
FETCH! BARK BARK! THROW IT! THROW IT!

[She “barks” incessantly and runs to play fetch with a stick.]

**Bev (giggling):**
Jade, you’re such a silly puppy! Uh...wait, is this part of the trick?

**Edie (rolling eyes):**
Pleeease. Jade would NEVER lower herself to canine frivolities...

[Trip grins, already eyeing his next victim.]

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#### ***ROXIE FREEZE PRANK***

[Trip sidles up to Roxie, spinning his coin in front of her.]

**Trip:**
Hey, Roxie, wanna try? It’s fun! It’s like taking a puppy nap for your brain!

**Roxie (giggling and bouncing):**
Yipee! I trust you, Trip! Hypnotize me!

[Trip dangles the coin. Roxie’s eyes swirl.]

**Trip:**
When you hear the word “fetch,” you’ll be frozen in time… You won’t move a muscle until you hear “tennis ball."

**Trip:**
And… Wake up!

**Roxie (blink):**
Wow! That was so–
[Bev runs by, shouting:]

**Bev:**
Hey, Roxie! Wanna play *fetch* with Jade?

[Roxie instantly freezes mid-wag, eyes wide. She’s stuck standing on one paw, balancing, mouth open, tongue lolling.]

**Quincy:**
Uh, Rox? You okay?
[Waves a hoof in her face, nothing.]

[Jade-as-dog sniffs at the immobile Roxie, circles her like an actual dog.]

**Edie:**
Is she trying out a new interpretive-dance pose? Because it’s a little avant-garde, but it’s not working for you, darling.

**Trip (smirking):**
Relax. I got the cure. And the magic word is... “tennis ball!”

[Suddenly, Roxie bursts into motion, bowling over Bev and Jade.]

**Roxie (panting):**
What happened? Did I just win at freeze tag?!

[Trip stifles a laugh.]

---

#### ***BEV AND EDIE SWITCHAROONIE***

**Trip (to Bev):**
You’re up, Bev!

**Bev (excitedly):**
Oh, I wanna be something… surprising! Can I be… a flying turtle? Or maybe a BEVERLY-corn!

**Trip:**
How ‘bout you try being Edie?

**Bev:**
Oooh, okay! Wait… what?

**Trip dangles coin. Both Edie and Bev are drawn in.**

**Trip:**
When you wake up, you’ll think you’re each other. You’ll act, talk, and perform like the other. 1… 2… 3!

**Edie (suddenly bouncing around like a hyperactive turtle):**
I loooooove activities! Next I’m gonna try unicycling while eating pancakes!

**Bev (fluffing her imaginary feathers, dramatic sigh):**
If the stage isn't circular, I simply cannot perform. Also, more spotlight, darlings!

**Quincy (freaked):**
My brain can’t handle this! That’s Edie, but it’s Bev, but it’s Edie!

**Trip (gleeful, aside):**
Best. Prank. Ever.

---

#### ***QUINCY, THE DAREDEVIL***

[Trip turns to Quincy, who’s nervously tiptoeing away.]

**Trip:**
Wait, wait, Quince! Your turn—special suggestion just for you.

**Quincy (panicked):**
Gulp! M-maybe I’ll just go reorganize my library… by spine height… in alphabetical order…

**Trip (spins coin):**
You love adventure! You want nothing more than to do the scariest, wildest stunts! Skate ramps, climbing, leaping! Wake up!

**Quincy (eyes go wide):**
D-did you say… STUNTS? OMIGOSH some pet hold my jump rope! Where’s the biggest slide in Paw-Tucket—I need to ride it backwards!

**Bev-as-Edie (swooning):**
I feel faint! Wait, I already am a fainting goat! Is this irony?

[Quincy dashes off cackling, leapfrogs over chairs, does cartwheels, bounces around even as he DARES himself.]

---

### ***ACT II: CHAOS ENSUES***

[MONTAGE: All across Paw-Tucket, Trip’s pranks create wild chaos.]

- **Jade** pants and chases her own tail at the dog park, attempts to bury a bone, and plays tug-of-war with a confused pug.
- **Roxie** instantly freezes every time someone says “fetch”—freezes hanging off the slide, freezes while drinking a smoothie (brain freeze!), freezes while dodging a splat of paint.
- **Bev-as-Edie** directs a play starring chairs and birds, demands “more sparkle!” and attempts to fly by flapping her turtle arms.
- **Edie-as-Bev** roller-skates off a ramp, crash-lands in a fountain, and proclaims, “Best activity everrrr!”
- **Quincy** scales the jungle gym, leaps across stepping stones, zip-lines off the clubhouse roof—never faints, always grinning wildly.

[Trip cackles, watching, until...]

**Jade (panting, drooling, still in dog mode):**
Trip! Must. Have. TREAT! Throw the ball! Throw the baaaall!

**Roxie (returns to normal after Bev yells “tennis ball”):**
Urk… I’ve been stuck for like… hours? My tail’s asleep!

**Quincy (zipping by, wearing a cape):**
HEY GUYS! Who wants to bungee-jump into the duck pond with me!?

**Bev-as-Edie:**
This PLAY is a disaster. My leading turtle BROKE HER SHELL! Whatever would I… aaaghh!!!

**Edie-as-Bev (staring at her feathers):**
Why can’t I tuck my head in?! Why can’t I Tuck?! I need to tuck! This is the existential crisis of the year!

**Trip (to camera):**
Pranks: 100. Friends: 0. Best. Day. EVER.

---

**Bev and Edie (snapping out of it at the same time; both yelling):**
I can’t take any more of this!

---

### ***ACT III: THE FRIENDS STRIKE BACK***

[That evening. The group regroups, frazzled but plotting. Jade (half-asleep, reverted) collapses on her pillow.]

**Roxie:**
Trip’s pranks aren’t even funny anymore. (glances at tail) My fur’s got “freeze burn.”

**Edie (grooming wings):**
I got fountain water on my best feathers! Do you know how hard that is to de-glimmer!?

**Bev:**
Edie tried to paint me pink! But I liked being dramatic. Do I *look* like an opera singer?

**Quincy:**
Okay, I scaled the highest palm tree in Paw-Tucket. Fun! But...I almost fainted upside-down!

**Jade (yawning):**
Face it. The world’s gone “full ham” and I, for one, am over it.

**Edie (scheming):**
We need revenge. Something *theatrical*!

**Bev (dramatic):**
Ooh, ooh! Let’s hypnotize Trip and make him clean up all the messes!

**Jade (smirk):**
And get my midnight snack ready every night.

**Roxie:**
And give us piggy-backs! (pause) Piggy…back…get it? Heh? (Everyone groans.)

**Quincy (gulp):**
Isn’t that, uh, mean?

**Edie:**
It’s only fair he gets a taste of his own *mesmerizing* medicine!

---

[Cut to Trip relaxing, building a “Best Pranker” trophy out of cheese puffs. Edie and Bev approach, each holding one end of the hypnosis coin necklace.]

**Edie (putting on her best “hypnotist” voice):**
Trip, have you ever wondered what it’s like to truly *BE* a star? To be a LEADING-HAM?

**Trip (suspicious):**
You want ME to take the stage?

**Bev:**
Super fun adventure, Trip! Try it!

**Trip:**
Okay? I mean… I’ve been upstaged before, but never by a parakeet and a turtle.

**Edie and Bev:**
Watch the coin… left… right… sleepy… so sleepy…

**Trip’s eyes go all swirly. Quincy whispers a script behind Edie’s wing.**

**Edie (triumphant):**
Trip, from now on, you’ll be the most loyal, hard-working servant to your friends. You’ll say “Right away, your Excellency!” every time anyone tells you to do a task. And you will love it.

**Bev:**
And you *must* wear a funny hat. Obviously.

**Edie:**
And you’ll clean up all the mess you caused!

**Trip (robotically):**
Right away, your Excellency!
[He bows deeply, dons a spaghetti-strainer hat, and starts sweeping like a maniac.]

**Jade:**
Nice touch.

**Roxie:**
Let’s test it! Trip! My snacks exploded on the ceiling. Can you clean them down?

**Trip:**
Right away, your Excellency!

**Quincy:**
Trip, can I get a glass of water... with a twisty straw... and a tiny umbrella... and a slice of asparagus?

**Trip:**
Right away, your Excellency!

---

[Cue montage: Trip goes full “Butler Ham”. He sweeps, brings snacks, rubs Jade’s paws, carries Bev in a basket around town, assembles a spotlight for Edie (“Louder applause, please!”), fluffs pillows, serves complicated drinks, even picks up toys Roxie left scattered every time she froze.]

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### ***ACT IV: FRIENDS FORGIVE (RELUCTANTLY)***

[Later, clubhouse. The group lounges, amazed at how much chaos Trip can fix.]

**Bev:**
Wow, I never realized Trip could fold laundry that fast!

**Edie:**
Or organize my jewelry box by wavelength and desirability!

**Quincy:**
He even made me a faint-proof helmet! Kind of overkill, but thanks!

**Jade (smiling, half-asleep):**
This is the most relaxed I’ve ever been. Ever. Someone remember this for my autobiography.

**Trip (still hypnotized, bows):**
Anything for you, your Excellency!

**Roxie:**
O-okay, maybe we went a liiiiittle too far?

**Edie (modestly):**
Being a servant is so… undignified. Even for a hammy pig.

**Bev:**
And without Trip’s wild pranks, everything’s… quiet? Normal? Is that…boring?

**Jade:**
Dare I say it? I… miss the chaos. (yawns) Almost.

[^*All nod, reluctantly.*^]

**Quincy:**
Maybe let’s just... turn him back… before he alphabetizes the whole town?

**Jade (smirks):**
What’s the magic word for waking up a hypnotized ham?

---

**The pets gather.**

**Jade:**
Think… think! He snapped us all out with “tennis ball.” What’s Trip’s favorite thing...?

**Bev:**
Corn dogs?

**Edie:**
Applause?

**Roxie:**
Pranks!

**Everyone:**
Pranks!

**Jade:**
Worth a shot. (To Trip) Trip, I’ve got the best prank ever!

**Trip (blinks, shakes head):**
Prank?! Where?! Did I miss it?!
[Suddenly, he looks around, confused.]

**Trip (dazed):**
Why am I wearing a spaghetti strainer hat? Wait, I just folded Jade’s pillow like origami!

**Roxie:**
You got hypnotized—*and we made you our butler!* Heehee!

**Bev:**
Best team-up ever!

**Trip (dizzied):**
Whoa… respect. You out-pranked the master. Guess I deserved that one.

**Edie (flutters):**
One for all, all for fun!

**Quincy:**
Can I go back to alphabetizing my book spines by genre now?

[Everyone laughs, even Jade—whose “bark” escapes as she giggles.]

---

#### ***TAG SCENE:***

[Shot of all six friends, sharing ice cream sundaes (courtesy of Trip). Jade is sprawled across her pillow, Roxie gently “fetches” a spoon, Edie and Bev are acting out (as themselves), Quincy fortifies himself with his faint-proof helmet, and Trip lounges in the middle, smiling.]

**Trip:**
Sooo… no hard feelings?

**Jade (eyes closed):**
Speak for yourself. Next time you hypnotize me, I’m making you lick your own hooves.

**Trip (shudders):**
Noted. (grins) Who’s up for one more prank? This one involves whipped cream… and a trampoline…

**Everyone in unison:**
NOOOOO!

[Freeze-frame as laughter and playful chaos resume.]

---

### ***END***

This story was generated by user Rambus with assistance by one of OpenAI’s large-scale language-generation model; prompts used to help generate the story are shown below.

Images were generated with OpenAI's AI system, DALL·E 2, or uploaded by the user.

AI Prompts

Prompt: Write a long, detailed episode for "Littlest Pet Shop: A World of Our Own" where Trip Hamston uses hypnosis to play prank on his friends. Ha makes Jade Catkin (a sarcastic and gothic bombay cat who is Roxie's roommate ever since the latter destroyed the floor in her old home. She is also Roxie's best friend but dislikes admitting it. Her favorite thing to do is sleep.) to think she's a dog, Roxie McTerrier (a hyper, optimistic and loyal Boston Terrier. She cares a lot about her friends, but she can be very naive at times. She likes eating food and having fun.) to be frozen in time everytime she hears "fetch" (leaving her frozen in unpleasant situations) and only can move again when she hears "tennis ball", Bev Gilturtle (an energetic blue box turtle. She tries her hardest to entertain the other pets. She likes trying out various kinds of activities.) and Edie Von Keet (a fancy and dramatic parakeet who is a talented actress. She always tends to be greedy for the spotlight, which is a reflection of her 14-year-old owner.) to think they're in each other's bodies, Quincy Goatee (an easily frightened fainting goat who faints easily. He is Trip's best friend and roommate. In the episode "Pitch Im-Purr-Fect" it is revealed that he isn't good at singing but he is a good tap dancer.) to do adventurous things. In the end they get their revenge on Trip. (They hypnotize him to be their servant). Include dialogues. Stay accurate to the show. (At least 2400 words for a 11 minute cartoon)

Response: Certainly! Here's a detailed, imaginative episode of **"Littlest Pet Shop: A World of Our Own"** featuring Trip's hypnosis pranks and the friends' clever revenge. I will keep within the spirit and style of the show, using classic LPS humor, fast pacing, and character-driven comedy. --- ## Littlest Pet Shop: A World of Our Own ### Episode Title: **Pranks and Hypnotanks** #### ***COLD OPEN*** [Bright, sunny day in Paw-Tucket. The clubhouse is alive with noise and excitement. TRIP HAMSTON is lurking behind a stack of pillows, a book titled “Hypnosis for Beginners” balanced atop his head.] **Trip (grinning, to Quincy):** Watch this, Quince! With a lil’ swirly-eye magic, you can make anyone do anything! **Quincy (trembling):** Uh... that’s cool, but isn’t hypnosis kinda... dangerous? What if you make ‘em walk off a cliff or something? **Trip (cocky):** Relax! It’s just for pranks! The only thing I’m risking is my reputation—for being the greatest prankster in Paw-Tucket! [Cut to intro. Cue theme song.] --- ### ***ACT I: THE HYPNO-PRANKS BEGIN*** [Paw-Tucket, common area. All six pets are hanging out. Jade is on her favorite pillow, eyes half-lidded. Roxie and Quincy are munching popcorn. Bev is juggling tennis balls while Edie is dramatically reading “The Princess Catastrophe – A One-Bird Show”.] **Trip:** Hey, gang! Who wants to see a trick? Step right up, don’t be shy! **Bev (bouncing):** I love tricks! Tricks are fun! Are we doing card tricks, magic tricks, or hat-tricks? **Edie (flicking a wing):** If there’s no spotlight involved, count me OUT. **Trip (brandishing his book):** Today I’m a *mind magician*! **Jade (flatly):** Hard pass. I like my brain the way it is: mysterious, enigmatic, and loaded with sarcasm. **Roxie (wags tail):** No way, hypnosis? Ooh, ooh! I saw a movie where they did that and everyone turned into dancing chickens! **Trip:** Trust me, this’ll be waaaay better. **Jade (rolling over):** Wake me up when the magic show’s over. [Trip dangles a shiny, spinning coin tied to a string.] **Trip:** Just relax, Jade... Watch it go back and forth... You feel sleepy... so sleepy... [Everyone stares, not quite sure what to expect. Yet somehow, Jade’s glare turns glazed. Trip whispers in her ear.] **Trip (whispers):** *From now on, whenever you hear the word “treat,” you’ll think you’re a dog. You’ll bark, fetch, and wag your tail like a real pooch.* And... wake up! **Jade (groggily):** Ugh. You done? Because if you’re not— [Trip tosses Roxie a dog biscuit.] **Trip:** Hey Roxie! Want a treat? **Jade (suddenly perky, tail up):** TREAT?! Where?! *Bark bark!* [Jade leaps up, panting. She circles, chases her (imaginary) tail, and starts sniffing around. Everyone is shocked.] **Roxie (delighted):** Jade! You wanna play fetch?! This is the best day e– **Jade (ears up, wags “tail”, tongue out):** FETCH! BARK BARK! THROW IT! THROW IT! [She “barks” incessantly and runs to play fetch with a stick.] **Bev (giggling):** Jade, you’re such a silly puppy! Uh...wait, is this part of the trick? **Edie (rolling eyes):** Pleeease. Jade would NEVER lower herself to canine frivolities... [Trip grins, already eyeing his next victim.] --- #### ***ROXIE FREEZE PRANK*** [Trip sidles up to Roxie, spinning his coin in front of her.] **Trip:** Hey, Roxie, wanna try? It’s fun! It’s like taking a puppy nap for your brain! **Roxie (giggling and bouncing):** Yipee! I trust you, Trip! Hypnotize me! [Trip dangles the coin. Roxie’s eyes swirl.] **Trip:** When you hear the word “fetch,” you’ll be frozen in time… You won’t move a muscle until you hear “tennis ball." **Trip:** And… Wake up! **Roxie (blink):** Wow! That was so– [Bev runs by, shouting:] **Bev:** Hey, Roxie! Wanna play *fetch* with Jade? [Roxie instantly freezes mid-wag, eyes wide. She’s stuck standing on one paw, balancing, mouth open, tongue lolling.] **Quincy:** Uh, Rox? You okay? [Waves a hoof in her face, nothing.] [Jade-as-dog sniffs at the immobile Roxie, circles her like an actual dog.] **Edie:** Is she trying out a new interpretive-dance pose? Because it’s a little avant-garde, but it’s not working for you, darling. **Trip (smirking):** Relax. I got the cure. And the magic word is... “tennis ball!” [Suddenly, Roxie bursts into motion, bowling over Bev and Jade.] **Roxie (panting):** What happened? Did I just win at freeze tag?! [Trip stifles a laugh.] --- #### ***BEV AND EDIE SWITCHAROONIE*** **Trip (to Bev):** You’re up, Bev! **Bev (excitedly):** Oh, I wanna be something… surprising! Can I be… a flying turtle? Or maybe a BEVERLY-corn! **Trip:** How ‘bout you try being Edie? **Bev:** Oooh, okay! Wait… what? **Trip dangles coin. Both Edie and Bev are drawn in.** **Trip:** When you wake up, you’ll think you’re each other. You’ll act, talk, and perform like the other. 1… 2… 3! **Edie (suddenly bouncing around like a hyperactive turtle):** I loooooove activities! Next I’m gonna try unicycling while eating pancakes! **Bev (fluffing her imaginary feathers, dramatic sigh):** If the stage isn't circular, I simply cannot perform. Also, more spotlight, darlings! **Quincy (freaked):** My brain can’t handle this! That’s Edie, but it’s Bev, but it’s Edie! **Trip (gleeful, aside):** Best. Prank. Ever. --- #### ***QUINCY, THE DAREDEVIL*** [Trip turns to Quincy, who’s nervously tiptoeing away.] **Trip:** Wait, wait, Quince! Your turn—special suggestion just for you. **Quincy (panicked):** Gulp! M-maybe I’ll just go reorganize my library… by spine height… in alphabetical order… **Trip (spins coin):** You love adventure! You want nothing more than to do the scariest, wildest stunts! Skate ramps, climbing, leaping! Wake up! **Quincy (eyes go wide):** D-did you say… STUNTS? OMIGOSH some pet hold my jump rope! Where’s the biggest slide in Paw-Tucket—I need to ride it backwards! **Bev-as-Edie (swooning):** I feel faint! Wait, I already am a fainting goat! Is this irony? [Quincy dashes off cackling, leapfrogs over chairs, does cartwheels, bounces around even as he DARES himself.] --- ### ***ACT II: CHAOS ENSUES*** [MONTAGE: All across Paw-Tucket, Trip’s pranks create wild chaos.] - **Jade** pants and chases her own tail at the dog park, attempts to bury a bone, and plays tug-of-war with a confused pug. - **Roxie** instantly freezes every time someone says “fetch”—freezes hanging off the slide, freezes while drinking a smoothie (brain freeze!), freezes while dodging a splat of paint. - **Bev-as-Edie** directs a play starring chairs and birds, demands “more sparkle!” and attempts to fly by flapping her turtle arms. - **Edie-as-Bev** roller-skates off a ramp, crash-lands in a fountain, and proclaims, “Best activity everrrr!” - **Quincy** scales the jungle gym, leaps across stepping stones, zip-lines off the clubhouse roof—never faints, always grinning wildly. [Trip cackles, watching, until...] **Jade (panting, drooling, still in dog mode):** Trip! Must. Have. TREAT! Throw the ball! Throw the baaaall! **Roxie (returns to normal after Bev yells “tennis ball”):** Urk… I’ve been stuck for like… hours? My tail’s asleep! **Quincy (zipping by, wearing a cape):** HEY GUYS! Who wants to bungee-jump into the duck pond with me!? **Bev-as-Edie:** This PLAY is a disaster. My leading turtle BROKE HER SHELL! Whatever would I… aaaghh!!! **Edie-as-Bev (staring at her feathers):** Why can’t I tuck my head in?! Why can’t I Tuck?! I need to tuck! This is the existential crisis of the year! **Trip (to camera):** Pranks: 100. Friends: 0. Best. Day. EVER. --- **Bev and Edie (snapping out of it at the same time; both yelling):** I can’t take any more of this! --- ### ***ACT III: THE FRIENDS STRIKE BACK*** [That evening. The group regroups, frazzled but plotting. Jade (half-asleep, reverted) collapses on her pillow.] **Roxie:** Trip’s pranks aren’t even funny anymore. (glances at tail) My fur’s got “freeze burn.” **Edie (grooming wings):** I got fountain water on my best feathers! Do you know how hard that is to de-glimmer!? **Bev:** Edie tried to paint me pink! But I liked being dramatic. Do I *look* like an opera singer? **Quincy:** Okay, I scaled the highest palm tree in Paw-Tucket. Fun! But...I almost fainted upside-down! **Jade (yawning):** Face it. The world’s gone “full ham” and I, for one, am over it. **Edie (scheming):** We need revenge. Something *theatrical*! **Bev (dramatic):** Ooh, ooh! Let’s hypnotize Trip and make him clean up all the messes! **Jade (smirk):** And get my midnight snack ready every night. **Roxie:** And give us piggy-backs! (pause) Piggy…back…get it? Heh? (Everyone groans.) **Quincy (gulp):** Isn’t that, uh, mean? **Edie:** It’s only fair he gets a taste of his own *mesmerizing* medicine! --- [Cut to Trip relaxing, building a “Best Pranker” trophy out of cheese puffs. Edie and Bev approach, each holding one end of the hypnosis coin necklace.] **Edie (putting on her best “hypnotist” voice):** Trip, have you ever wondered what it’s like to truly *BE* a star? To be a LEADING-HAM? **Trip (suspicious):** You want ME to take the stage? **Bev:** Super fun adventure, Trip! Try it! **Trip:** Okay? I mean… I’ve been upstaged before, but never by a parakeet and a turtle. **Edie and Bev:** Watch the coin… left… right… sleepy… so sleepy… **Trip’s eyes go all swirly. Quincy whispers a script behind Edie’s wing.** **Edie (triumphant):** Trip, from now on, you’ll be the most loyal, hard-working servant to your friends. You’ll say “Right away, your Excellency!” every time anyone tells you to do a task. And you will love it. **Bev:** And you *must* wear a funny hat. Obviously. **Edie:** And you’ll clean up all the mess you caused! **Trip (robotically):** Right away, your Excellency! [He bows deeply, dons a spaghetti-strainer hat, and starts sweeping like a maniac.] **Jade:** Nice touch. **Roxie:** Let’s test it! Trip! My snacks exploded on the ceiling. Can you clean them down? **Trip:** Right away, your Excellency! **Quincy:** Trip, can I get a glass of water... with a twisty straw... and a tiny umbrella... and a slice of asparagus? **Trip:** Right away, your Excellency! --- [Cue montage: Trip goes full “Butler Ham”. He sweeps, brings snacks, rubs Jade’s paws, carries Bev in a basket around town, assembles a spotlight for Edie (“Louder applause, please!”), fluffs pillows, serves complicated drinks, even picks up toys Roxie left scattered every time she froze.] --- ### ***ACT IV: FRIENDS FORGIVE (RELUCTANTLY)*** [Later, clubhouse. The group lounges, amazed at how much chaos Trip can fix.] **Bev:** Wow, I never realized Trip could fold laundry that fast! **Edie:** Or organize my jewelry box by wavelength and desirability! **Quincy:** He even made me a faint-proof helmet! Kind of overkill, but thanks! **Jade (smiling, half-asleep):** This is the most relaxed I’ve ever been. Ever. Someone remember this for my autobiography. **Trip (still hypnotized, bows):** Anything for you, your Excellency! **Roxie:** O-okay, maybe we went a liiiiittle too far? **Edie (modestly):** Being a servant is so… undignified. Even for a hammy pig. **Bev:** And without Trip’s wild pranks, everything’s… quiet? Normal? Is that…boring? **Jade:** Dare I say it? I… miss the chaos. (yawns) Almost. [^*All nod, reluctantly.*^] **Quincy:** Maybe let’s just... turn him back… before he alphabetizes the whole town? **Jade (smirks):** What’s the magic word for waking up a hypnotized ham? --- **The pets gather.** **Jade:** Think… think! He snapped us all out with “tennis ball.” What’s Trip’s favorite thing...? **Bev:** Corn dogs? **Edie:** Applause? **Roxie:** Pranks! **Everyone:** Pranks! **Jade:** Worth a shot. (To Trip) Trip, I’ve got the best prank ever! **Trip (blinks, shakes head):** Prank?! Where?! Did I miss it?! [Suddenly, he looks around, confused.] **Trip (dazed):** Why am I wearing a spaghetti strainer hat? Wait, I just folded Jade’s pillow like origami! **Roxie:** You got hypnotized—*and we made you our butler!* Heehee! **Bev:** Best team-up ever! **Trip (dizzied):** Whoa… respect. You out-pranked the master. Guess I deserved that one. **Edie (flutters):** One for all, all for fun! **Quincy:** Can I go back to alphabetizing my book spines by genre now? [Everyone laughs, even Jade—whose “bark” escapes as she giggles.] --- #### ***TAG SCENE:*** [Shot of all six friends, sharing ice cream sundaes (courtesy of Trip). Jade is sprawled across her pillow, Roxie gently “fetches” a spoon, Edie and Bev are acting out (as themselves), Quincy fortifies himself with his faint-proof helmet, and Trip lounges in the middle, smiling.] **Trip:** Sooo… no hard feelings? **Jade (eyes closed):** Speak for yourself. Next time you hypnotize me, I’m making you lick your own hooves. **Trip (shudders):** Noted. (grins) Who’s up for one more prank? This one involves whipped cream… and a trampoline… **Everyone in unison:** NOOOOO! [Freeze-frame as laughter and playful chaos resume.] --- ### ***END***

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