"Bikinis and Body Swaps: A Prank Gone Wrong"

When I was a kid, I used to think being an only child was the worst cosmic joke. But as the years went by, the universe made sure the joke kept running—mostly at my expense. Case in point: My mom, Regina, a busty redhead with an eye for gaudy, brightly-colored clothes, who somehow found a way to be the hottest mom on the block and as embarrassing as a fart in church.

It didn’t help that my friends never let me forget it. Especially Marco. Marco’s one of those guys who’s always up for a dare, perpetually on the hunt for new ways to screw with people. At twenty-two, with scruffy hair and a smirk that made you want to throw a pillow at his face, he’d somehow turned his love for pranks from a childhood hobby into a destructive art form.

I came home one Saturday to the sound of muffled giggles echoing from the kitchen. My gut clenched. The last time Marco was here, he replaced Mom’s kale smoothies with watercolor paint. I braced myself and pushed open the front door.

The kitchen looked normal, except my mom was standing by the sink, posing awkwardly with her arms crossed over her chest and her hips cocked at an odd angle. Regina—usually poised, with that knowing half-smile—looked, well, uncomfortable. Her flaming red hair was pulled up into a messy bun. She wore a flouncy, flower-printed swim top and those bright yellow bikini bottoms that seemed to light up the room even more than her hair. Marco was nowhere in sight.

“Uh, Mom?” I called out, dumping my backpack on the counter. “What’s with the... swimsuit? You going for a dip?”

She jerked upright, nearly spilling her glass of water. “Oh! Hey. Yeah. Hah. I, uh, felt like—getting some sun.” Her voice carried a weird rasp, a touch too deep, as if she had a frog in her throat.

I squinted. Mom didn’t use words like “hah.” And while she certainly liked the pool, she usually reserved her swimsuits for the backyard, not the middle of the kitchen.

“Are you feeling okay?” I asked, walking over. “You look kinda... tense.”

She—my mom?—twisted her lips in a smirk that looked suspiciously familiar. “Chill, man. I’m just enjoying myself.” She did a small, awkward twirl, knocking her hip into the counter. “You know, it’s a great day for the pool.”

A cold wave washed over me. That smirk... It was Marco’s smirk.

I sniffed the air, half-expecting to smell burnt toast or smoke, anything to indicate something on fire. Instead, there was only the faint scent of sunscreen (mom always slathered it on).

“Okay, what’s going on?” My voice cracked in spite of myself. I eyed ‘Regina’. “You’re acting really strange.”

She grimaced—no, grinned, in exactly the way Marco would right before he delivered the punchline to some elaborate gag.

Suddenly: “Dude! Dude, it’s me. Marco!” Regina’s—his?—voice hiccupped between pitches. “Check this out!” With another awkward twirl, she shimmied her hips, bikini bottoms stretching over her—no, my mother’s—peachy backside, beaming like a kid in a candy store. “I found this old book in your attic when I was looking for the Wi-Fi router and boom—a spell! Man, I never thought it’d work!”

I staggered backward, nearly tripping over my own backpack. “You—you possessed my mom?!”

She snickered—Marco’s laugh, but coming out of Regina’s mouth, weirdly high and musical. “Yup! This is insane, right? Dude, being a chick is wild. Your mom’s closet is a party.”

My head spun, my face flaming. “Dude, you can’t just—get out of her! What did you DO?”

Marco—trapped in my mom—shrugged, nonchalant. “Relax. She’s chillin’ upstairs in dreamland. It’s just a prank, I swear! I even fed the cat!”

I slumped into a chair, burying my head in my hands. “You are the worst. You know that, right?”

Regina—Marco—pouted, fluttering her lashes in a way that made my soul want to vacate my body entirely. “Aww, don’t be like that. C’mon, let’s hit the pool. I wanna see if I can do a cannonball in this body.” She grabbed a towel and smacked it across my shoulder. “Race you!”

I groaned, already regretting everything. “This is NOT going on your YouTube channel.”

She—no, he—winked at me. “No promises.”

As ‘Regina’ sashayed out to the backyard, her sides jiggling with unfamiliar enthusiasm, all I could do was pray to whatever cosmic power made me an only child that Mom would never find out about this. Otherwise, the joke would finally be on Marco—and maybe, just maybe, not on me.

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