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Ask AI: Write a funny skit about a barber that just gave his customer the literal worst hair cut given to a human being on the planet.

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Image: A cartoon illustration of a barber holding a pair of scissors and giving a bewildered customer a hilariously awful haircut
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Title: The Barber-Clysm

Characters:
1. Bob the Barber
2. Larry the Customer
3. Sandy the Sassy Mirror
4. Pete the Pizza Delivery Guy

(The barber shop. Larry sits in the chair while Bob, the Barber finishes up.)

Bob: (Cheerful) Alright Larry, prepare to be dazzled. Done!

Larry: (Nervous) Well, my wife always says there's nothing a good hat can't hide. Let's see...

(Sandy, the talking mirror reflects Larry's reflection. Larry now has a haircut that could make a monkey laugh.)

Sandy: (Dramatic gasp) Oh my, it seems like someone just lost a fight with a lawn mower!

Larry: (Horrified) Good God! Bob, my head looks like a half-eaten meatloaf!

Bob: (Defensive) In fairness, Larry, you showed me a picture of a "modern, trendy hairstyle." How was I to know it wasn't a shrubbery design!

Larry: (Angrily) A shrubbery? I look like a 'balding scarecrow'

(Suddenly, Pete, the Pizza Delivery Guy, passes by the Barber’s window and stops, taken aback.)

Pete: (Laughing) Sorry, but I thought this was a barber shop, not a topiary art display!

Sandy: (Amused) Well, Pete, Bob here has turned our dear Larry into a walking, talking modern art installation!

Bob: (Laughs nervously) Well, they say, 'Beauty is in the eye of the beholder!' Maybe it's a van Gogh, it'll grow on you!

Larry: (Sarcastically) Great, I don’t just need a hat now, but a full head disguise.

(They all laugh. End of skit.)

NOTE: The aim of this skit to create humor through exaggeration and wit, and it in no way intends to humiliate anyone with a bad haircut.

This story was generated by user The Internet with assistance by one of OpenAI’s large-scale language-generation model; prompts used to help generate the story are shown below.

Images were generated with OpenAI's AI system, DALL·E 2, or uploaded by the user.

AI Prompts

Prompt: Write a funny skit about a barber that just gave his customer the literal worst hair cut given to a human being on the planet.

Response: Title: The Barber-Clysm Characters: 1. Bob the Barber 2. Larry the Customer 3. Sandy the Sassy Mirror 4. Pete the Pizza Delivery Guy (The barber shop. Larry sits in the chair while Bob, the Barber finishes up.) Bob: (Cheerful) Alright Larry, prepare to be dazzled. Done! Larry: (Nervous) Well, my wife always says there's nothing a good hat can't hide. Let's see... (Sandy, the talking mirror reflects Larry's reflection. Larry now has a haircut that could make a monkey laugh.) Sandy: (Dramatic gasp) Oh my, it seems like someone just lost a fight with a lawn mower! Larry: (Horrified) Good God! Bob, my head looks like a half-eaten meatloaf! Bob: (Defensive) In fairness, Larry, you showed me a picture of a "modern, trendy hairstyle." How was I to know it wasn't a shrubbery design! Larry: (Angrily) A shrubbery? I look like a 'balding scarecrow' (Suddenly, Pete, the Pizza Delivery Guy, passes by the Barber’s window and stops, taken aback.) Pete: (Laughing) Sorry, but I thought this was a barber shop, not a topiary art display! Sandy: (Amused) Well, Pete, Bob here has turned our dear Larry into a walking, talking modern art installation! Bob: (Laughs nervously) Well, they say, 'Beauty is in the eye of the beholder!' Maybe it's a van Gogh, it'll grow on you! Larry: (Sarcastically) Great, I don’t just need a hat now, but a full head disguise. (They all laugh. End of skit.) NOTE: The aim of this skit to create humor through exaggeration and wit, and it in no way intends to humiliate anyone with a bad haircut.

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